Global Warming Frenzy

Step aside, Mr. Gore, as the world's people rebel Despite your predictions, Earth is not as hot as hell We took your global warnings seriously at first But for your dire forecasts, we no longer thirst UN scientists who'd backed up your warnings Now say there's no evidence the planet is warming Instead, a mini ice age raps on a frosty door A whiteout winter lingers; snow still covers Earth's floor Was it all a ruse to propel yourself to the spotlight? As the blizzards wreak havoc, you've fallen from our sight And worse, we are left to wonder why you paid no heed To historical cycles that made your theories weak Prehistoric species fell during a period of heat And proof of past ice ages are preserved in Mammouth meat So please do us a favor and stay, as now, in hiding Your doom and gloom prophecies we are now deriding With each shovel of unprecedented winter snow Angry Americans shake their heads and want to know If it was the speaking engagements and book sales That led you to express your global warming wails Or did corporate backers of your "green energy" business Lead you to attempt to spoon feed us utter nonsense Pollution is of great concern to all with conscience But attributing climate cycles to it simply made no sense The UN scientists now say they've lost all supporting data Belief in "global warming" has been tossed back at ya