Global Warming

Global Warming 

Thawed ice on Poles, polar bears have moved into towns, walk about
 looking for ice.  One lives in my garden I feed it herrings it plays with 
plastic sheets and sucking on golf balls. Occasionally it also feeds on
 seagulls stupid enough to land there. Sea has risen; seals wander up 
high streets, pretend to be cute dogs; people who take them in find 
the beast occupying  the bathtub, refuses to leave, good people will
 have to wash in the kitchen sink. Poles are barren, only ice cubs in 
my freezer. I feel guilty when putting ice in my whisky, lest my bear
 hears the jangle. One can’t give alcohol to animals, they’ll think they 
 are French, drink absinthe, eat frogs and snails; behave with urban  
sophistication and buy elegant Dior dresses.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 11/22/2011 4:41:00 AM
Sorry for been inaccurate and making many misprints... I just have reread your work once more. It made me smile giving a completely unexpected sight on a so often discussed global catastrophe or apocalypse... and an unexpected use of poetry. Thank you again! P
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Jan Oskar Hansen
Date: 11/22/2011 5:30:00 AM
thank you Pavel
Date: 11/22/2011 2:35:00 AM
Bears is Dior and seels in juccuzi ha-ha-ha, this is really cool! Thank you, P.
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Jan Oskar Hansen
Date: 11/22/2011 4:15:00 AM
Thank you Pavel
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