Give Me My Appendix Back

Doctor Ebenezer Quack,
give me my appendix back.
No sir, contrarily, and quite,
you need both removed, left and right.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Fowler Avatar
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
LOL my friend. :)
Crandall Avatar
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
haha :-))
Etgen-Baker Avatar
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
a delightful read
Crandall Avatar
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
:-))
Jones Avatar
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Funny! Enjoyed
Crandall Avatar
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
:-))
Springs Avatar
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I thought there was only one appendix at the back…?
Crandall Avatar
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That's what I thought, too!
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