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girlfriends a bear

I seen you on the stair way, I seen you in the hall, I put on your glass slipper, and took you to the ball. people thought i was crazy, as they all turned and stared, I thought you were Cinderella, but you were really a big ugly bear, we had to leave in a hurry, and drive away fast that night, and went to give you a little kiss, and got the shock of my life, I felt you had facial hair, and i said you need a shave, and you have a body odder that was a disgrace, as i gave you a cuddle the smell was so bad, so i leaned over, and whispered you need a bath, as i went to walk away, I heard this very loud growl, was it her being angry, or was it someone on the prowl, as i started to walk on back, i looked and thought, she also has a hairy hat, with hair on her neck, and on her cheek, and the odder of someones smelly feet, as i put on my glasses to have a little stair, I was shocked to see a big ugly bear, I cried out what have you done, where,s my women, did you make her run, then i started to realise, this old bear has my women's eyes, and the smell was the very same, now i know i will never date this ugly bear again,,,,

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Date: 9/14/2020 3:00:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, is that what you call a blind date . . . ; )
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