Girlfriends a Bear

I seen you on the stair way,
I seen you in the hall, 
I put on your glass slipper,
and took you to the ball.

people thought i was crazy, 
as they all turned and stared,
I thought you were Cinderella,
but you were really a big ugly  bear, 

we had to leave in a hurry, 
and drive away fast that night,
and went to give you a little kiss, 
and got the shock of my life, 

I felt you had facial hair, 
and i said you need a shave, 
and you have a body odder
that was a disgrace, 

as i gave you a cuddle 
the smell was so bad, 
so i leaned over,
and whispered you need a bath, 

as i went to walk away, 
I heard this very  loud growl, 
was it her being angry, 
or was it someone on the prowl,  

as i started to walk on back, 
i looked and thought, she also has a hairy hat, 
with hair on her neck, 
and on her cheek, 
and the odder of someones smelly feet, 

as i put on my glasses to have a little stair, 
I was shocked to see a big ugly  bear, 
I cried out what have you done, 
where,s my women, did you make her run, 

then i started to realise, 
this old bear has my women's eyes,
and the smell was the very same, 
now i know i  will never date this ugly bear again,,,,
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 9/14/2020 3:00:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, is that what you call a blind date . . . ; )
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