Gin Soaked Granny

You think that she’d have learned by now, to hide it But no, and those around her must abide it Sometimes, we'd like to knock her off her fanny ‘Cause we all know, she’s just a Gin Soaked Granny She stumbles in out and out of bed all morning and never will she heed our sober warning before she drinks, she’d better read that label the bottle she left somewhere on a table For Gin Soaked Grannies always need their glasses and sometimes they forget with time that passes that yesterday, the rats she killed with liquor should she drink, would only make her sicker