Arlene Smith Poet Verse

Gidget

There was an old virgin named Gidgett.
Always thinking of sex made her fidget.
Tho never deflowered;
no need of cold showers.
Satisfaction came via her digits!!



I finally get the bawdy thing!.. :-)

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Andrea Dietrich July 13, 2014 at 12:50 AM sure hope there is another bawdy contest for you, lady! Arlene Smith July 13, 2014 at 7:43 AM Wow, sweet Andrea! Thanks for the confidence!.. I will get these forms and contests figured out one day.. Sort of like a ditch digger doing brain surgery! Lol....... Except that rhyme schema thing!! Whew!.. :-)

Robert Nehls July 12, 2014 at 8:29 AM Wow! Arlene. I guess you did get the bawdy thing. Very clever, my friend. Enjoyed it..... Robert. Arlene Smith July 12, 2014 at 8:34 AM Thank you, Robert! Hugs my friend.. Arlene

Paul Callus July 11, 2014 at 11:59 AM Witty & Bawdy!! You touched the correct buttons this time. Hopefully there will be a 3rd bawdy contest:) // paul Arlene Smith July 11, 2014 at 5:11 PM Lol! Thanks, Paul! I was just happy to understand the contest.. Hugs.. Arlene

Jack Clark July 11, 2014 at 7:14 AM Laughed out loud when I read this one! You are sooooo clever! Jack C Arlene Smith July 11, 2014 at 7:29 AM Making you laugh made my day, my buddy!.. Have a great weekend!.. I will be picking, shelling and canning peas and thankful for them.. Hugs.. Arlene

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 11, 2014 at 3:54 AM Woah bawdy limerick! Super fun he he. Poor old midget.. U mockd her swell rhyme way. And Thanx for yor coment. Arlene Smith July 11, 2014 at 5:28 AM Thanks for stopping by and commenting my friend. Happy I made you smile.. Hugs.. Arlene

Andrea Dietrich July 10, 2014 at 9:04 PM hahaha. I think you GOT it GOOD. This was good and bawdy. You is so naughty!!!! Arlene Smith July 10, 2014 at 9:22 PM LOL!! A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.... Thanks so much Andrea.. :-)

Robert Johnson July 10, 2014 at 8:01 PM This would have scored high. You have a great sense of humor. Enjoyed. Peace. :) Arlene Smith July 10, 2014 at 8:48 PM lol! Thank you, Robert my friend! I do love to a good laugh.. Hugs.. Arlene

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 10, 2014 at 1:33 PM Oh yes Arlene a real one ! Arlene Smith July 10, 2014 at 1:53 PM Thanks, Dr. Upma!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Barbara Gorelick July 10, 2014 at 1:32 PM Now, that's as bawdy as it gets. I love it, love it. If this doesn't get high marks I will be shocked. You naughty girl...BG Arlene Smith July 10, 2014 at 1:52 PM Thanks, Barbara! Wish I had understood this for the contest. I was cracking up reading everyone's.. Hugs.. Arlene

Tim Smith July 10, 2014 at 12:49 PM Yes now this is bawdy...lol Arlene Smith July 10, 2014 at 1:51 PM Thanks, Tim.. Hugs.. Arlene