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Getting Back To Nature - Bawdy Limerick

A cute nudist her name was Lorna
Loved sex in the flora and fauna
She’d get down on her knees
Neath the bushes and trees
as Lorna's an outdoors performer!

03~03~17

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Lyric Man July 7, 2018 at 7:09 PM Found this gem while out exploring! Jan Allison July 8, 2018 at 3:33 AM lol LM I'd forgotten all about this cheeky little number:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne March 5, 2017 at 5:26 PM LOL, good one! Jan Allison March 5, 2017 at 5:39 PM I wrote 4 bawdy ones last week still have a couple to post lol I do worry about my muse!:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire March 5, 2017 at 1:18 PM :) Had a great laugh reading your limerick, Jan. (The outdoors is the best place to...uh...er..."perform") Awesome! Jan Allison March 5, 2017 at 1:26 PM ha ha ha lol I will take your word for it Carolyn:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett March 5, 2017 at 8:32 AM Brilliant Jan, certainly got the old heart rate racing, not good for a man my age, love the humour, thanks for the big smile you put on my face, Roy. Jan Allison March 5, 2017 at 8:45 AM LOL Roy I do worry about my muse I wrote 4 bawdy limericks the other day:-) hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders March 4, 2017 at 9:26 PM Hahaha...A little naughty, a lot of clever! We have a nudist colony on the outskirts of the city we live in, and I always wondered what went on behind those walls! :) Jan Allison March 5, 2017 at 4:08 AM ha ha ha - as far as I know there are no nudist places on our Island - no way would you catch me there anyway lol I feel the cold even when fully dressed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet March 4, 2017 at 9:19 AM Your word choices are descriptive and imaginative with sexual implications that are provocative and sassy. Emile. Jan Allison March 4, 2017 at 12:01 PM Thanks Emile - just a bit of fun I wrote 4 bawdy limericks one day last week - I do worry about my muse!:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray March 3, 2017 at 4:32 PM Lusty Lorna! No one puts her in a corner! Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 4:36 PM ha ha ha love it Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian March 3, 2017 at 4:26 PM My My My....I saw....whatever gets you going! Lovely write, dear. hugs :) Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 4:32 PM You saw oh Eileen you should have averted your eyes lol!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper March 3, 2017 at 3:15 PM Wonderful imagery ~* Hugs Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 3:23 PM Thanks Eve was a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless March 3, 2017 at 1:26 PM When in the woods do as the woodland ruminants do Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 2:13 PM ha ha ha John lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop March 3, 2017 at 1:25 PM hahaha : )..Hey Is there a cute nudist somewhere in your pipe-line too. .?Lol..Loved this naughty limerick. Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 2:14 PM Not that I am aware of lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 3, 2017 at 1:02 PM Fun Jan...must have southern drawl...lol Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 1:14 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton March 3, 2017 at 12:05 PM The mind boggles Jan lol so funny ty for visiting my page hugs 7 Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 12:09 PM I worry about my muse wrote 4 bawdy limericks the other day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green March 3, 2017 at 11:10 AM Ummm...I'm nature lover too. :) Definitely naughty but so damn alluring Jan. Hurry up spring!!!! Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 11:26 AM ha ha ha I guess the sap will be rising in more ways that one in Spring Chris:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison March 3, 2017 at 11:00 AM A limerick Queen has just been born!!! LOL Love and hugs, Brother Jack xx Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 11:08 AM ha ha ha I love the limerick form Jack and will put many of mine in an e book of humour - I may write poop poems but at least they make people smile!:-) hugs jan xx

David Bose March 3, 2017 at 10:45 AM Wonderful--good humor to start Friday off right. Thanks, Jan (and thanks, Lorna!) Dave Jan Allison March 3, 2017 at 10:49 AM Thanks David :-) I really like the first 2 lines but may re work the rest of it if the muse allows:-) hugs Jan xx