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Get Your Dental Work At Wal-Mart

Get Your Dental Work at Wal-Mart By Elton Camp A dental office inside a Wal-Mart store Why didn’t they think of this before! Some of the customers I see going there Only about the cheapest price will care The dentist who graduated last in line To them, will quite acceptably fine It has likewise been reported From China, dentists imported They can get teeth checked like they are Daisy Dukes, bare middle, hair bizarre Once they have any hurting cavities filled, To buy candy and soda they’ll be thrilled In a few minutes, they will be through Because, of teeth, they have but a few Toward one line they are sure to press Express for those with 12 teeth or less Regular dentists Wal-Mart will drive out Same as with merchants, I have no doubt

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Date: 9/3/2013 3:24:00 PM
hilarious! my favorite verse is the next-to-last - it made me laugh out loud!
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Elton Camp
Date: 9/3/2013 3:52:00 PM
Thanks! I hope it doesn't offend anyone. Where I live there are some very seedy characters seen in Wal Mart. It may not be that way in other parts of the country. Elton

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