General George Mcclellan

An unusually lethargic and whining dude was General George McClellan.

   He was reluctant to saddle up and move the army despite Lincoln's yellin'!

      In desperation Abe wired his sluggish commander and in his usual witty style,

         Said, "If you are not using the army, I should like to borrow it for awhile!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Devonshire Avatar
June 10, 2014 at 4:59 PM
Gosh, this is sooo funny, Bob. Like Barbara, I'm wondering if it is true. Knowing you, it probably is. Awesome, my friend! Love, Carolyn
Vaso Avatar
June 8, 2014 at 11:41 PM
Loved this one Robert, I truly enjoy reading historical poems, often its the starting point to make me go read up more on the topics. I just posted one, I hope you will like, I had it in the works, but reading yours, I went and posted it!
Dietrich Avatar
June 7, 2014 at 10:40 AM
haha, Now THAT one I had not heard!!!
Bauer Avatar
June 5, 2014 at 7:19 PM
ha! this is absolutely hilarious! i love the rhyme of "McClellan" and "yellin'" and the humor of the last sentence. brilliant, bob!
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June 5, 2014 at 5:40 PM
True? How funny...good one Mr Bob. Your really good at these Clerihew things...BG
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