Geeve's Answer

“Geeves, would you happen to know the answer
About the noise that sounds like a dancer”
‘Well sir, see that whoop
Was not a dance troupe
Coz In fact it was those hungry ants, sir’

“Geeves, there’s nothing chewing up my dresser”
‘I’m sorry, but that was my best guess, sir’
“Geeves, I’d bet my life
You’re fondling my wife
Because she dances when you undress her”


May 15, 2023
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Dietrich Avatar
May 30, 2023 at 12:50 PM
loved that last line!! Congrats on the win
Y. Avatar
May 28, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Lol! David, Congratulations on your win. Have a great day:-) Alexis
Kitchin Avatar
May 28, 2023 at 11:41 AM
David, a fun and creative set of limericks, congratulations on your winning placement!
Baker Avatar
May 20, 2023 at 11:31 AM
Great Limerick, David. You got a smile from me so it was enjoyable and well written. Bill
Wolf Avatar
May 17, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Geeves took a walk on the wild side there, eh?! lol.
Dietrich Avatar
May 16, 2023 at 12:40 PM
hahaha. Last line's a doozie.
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