Ge Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me. She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE. I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool. That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I'm a fool. My wife got so mad that she caved my head in with a claw hammer. Now she's holding a grudge because she spent a year in the slammer. General Electric Appliances are the only appliances she will use. I'll remember that in the future because I don't like to be abused. She demands GE appliances because GE brings good things to life. From now on I'll buy nothing but GE because I'm scared of my wife.