Gbudu Gbang

ENOUGH WITH YOUR IRRITATING RUMPUS PANDEMONIUM GBUDU GBANG! ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE HERE? "I AM MY ME"...AND SO WHAT? ARE YOU THE FIRST OR THE LAST, TO HAVE ACHIEVED THAT FEAT? THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE AND ABLE? IF YOU CARE.... JOB DIED WHILE APPLE, FRESH. OOOOH GBUDU GBANG WHY? WHEN WILL ALL THIS COMMOTION STOP? THE LASS WAS A TODDLER WHEN YOU ENCOUNTERED ANAANU AND STILL HARK BACK HULLABALOO. DID WE NOT HAIL YOU WHEN YOU OUTWITTED THE OUTWITTER? WHEN YOU UNWOVEN ANANSE'S BYZANTINE WEB AND UNDID HIS MYSTICAL LOOMS, DID WE NOT PRAISE YOUR WIT? SO WHY THE HARK BACK HULLABALOO? I TELL YOU,WE ARE NOT TIRED OF YOUR EXPLOITS BUT OF THEIR STALE CELEBRATIONS. IF ONLY I COULD GET YOU ENOUGH WATER TO SWALLOW TO FILL THE NOISY THIRSTY EMPTINESS OF UR LUMEN THEN WE COULD HEAR THE SWALLOW'S CHIRP. FOR HE TOO I KNOW,HAS A GREAT STORY TO TELL. AND WHO KNOWS? THE FEATHERED FELLOW MIGHT PUT A FEATHER IN YOUR CAP. GBUDU GBANG!!!