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Gale Force Wind Forecast

A flatulent poet named Jan
Passed wind and there wasn't a fan
How the other folks gasped
At foul wind that she'd passed 
By jingo, she farts like a man!

********TOTAL FICTION WRITE********  


3/8/18

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Mick Talbot Date: 3/11/2018 10:39:00 AM A limerick reply.............................................................. I have never met a lady called Jan, who farted much worse than a man! To save herself trouble, she used a balloon bubble, So men into bums now her fans! ........................................................................hugs Mick Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2018 5:10:00 PM lol Mick:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/11/2018 7:29:00 AM Good humour and an entertaining Limerick, Jan:) An excellent choice of visual, too! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2018 9:39:00 AM You've met me on several occasions Paul, i hope you will vouch for me that its not true lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 3/10/2018 10:57:00 AM :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2018 11:06:00 AM :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 3/10/2018 10:18:00 AM LMAO, had a great laugh at this. Hmmm, are you sure it's fiction??? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2018 11:05:00 AM I am SURE!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 3/9/2018 11:34:00 AM "Better an empty house than a bad tenant" Always love a good fart limerick, and you write some of the best Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2018 11:04:00 AM lol Charlie i just had fun - can't keep a good fart poem locked in lol:=_ hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 3/9/2018 8:08:00 AM Morning laughing gas with my coffee. Loved it ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/9/2018 10:40:00 AM Cheers caycay, pure fiction I assure you if it were true I'd never met soupers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/8/2018 7:58:00 PM LOL...this poem stinks...in a good way Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/9/2018 3:37:00 AM It sure does kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/8/2018 7:56:00 PM hahaha, the one in the middle smiling DOES kind of look like you!! GOOD one, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/9/2018 3:36:00 AM Hee hee i think we share the same smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi Date: 3/8/2018 4:54:00 PM a VERY funny limerick . I can see you have a fart fetish like me (ha ha) (You should have spanked the brat with your costly handbag!) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/9/2018 3:34:00 AM Fast fetish now that's a great poem title lol. Grrr that brat if I'd done anything I'd have been in the wrong and i don't have costly handbags I am not into designer stuff, its what's on the inside that counts both in handbags and people!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 3/8/2018 4:23:00 PM Ha ha, you write these so well, love it. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/9/2018 3:32:00 AM Lol Harry if you met me you would be pleasantly surprised as I don't talk about farting or perish the thought actually drop one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 3/8/2018 3:32:00 PM Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Very funny, Jan:) I have grown quite fond of your sense of humor. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/8/2018 3:47:00 PM Thanks DT.. I try and make folks smile... often at my own expense lol;-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 3/8/2018 3:28:00 PM Thank goodness you added that last line "TOTAL FICTION WRITE" - it clarified much for me, Jan. LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/8/2018 3:47:00 PM Impure fiction line :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/8/2018 3:25:00 PM - A volcanic eruption :))) - Number one today, thanks for the laugh :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/8/2018 3:49:00 PM Some One said I'd not done a farty poem recently so I had to oblige lol:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit Date: 3/8/2018 1:26:00 PM OMG, what a gas! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/8/2018 1:52:00 PM Lol, DM blown away by your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2018 1:03:00 PM Haha that's a classic Jan, So glad to hear it's fiction lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/8/2018 1:04:00 PM I wouldn't admit to it if it was the truth lol:-) hugs jan xx