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Gale Force Wind Forecast

A flatulent poet named Jan
Passed wind and there wasn't a fan
How the other folks gasped
At foul wind that she'd passed 
By jingo, she farts like a man!

********TOTAL FICTION WRITE********  


3/8/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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March 11, 2018 at 10:39 AM

A limerick reply.............................................................. I have never met a lady called Jan, who farted much worse than a man! To save herself trouble, she used a balloon bubble, So men into bums now her fans! ........................................................................hugs Mick

March 11, 2018 at 5:10 PM

lol Mick:-) Hugs jan xx

March 11, 2018 at 7:29 AM

Good humour and an entertaining Limerick, Jan:) An excellent choice of visual, too! Hugs // paul

March 11, 2018 at 9:39 AM

You've met me on several occasions Paul, i hope you will vouch for me that its not true lol:-) hugs jan xx

March 10, 2018 at 10:57 AM

:)

March 10, 2018 at 11:06 AM

:-):-) hugs Jan xx

March 10, 2018 at 10:18 AM

LMAO, had a great laugh at this. Hmmm, are you sure it's fiction???

March 10, 2018 at 11:05 AM

I am SURE!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

March 9, 2018 at 11:34 AM

"Better an empty house than a bad tenant" Always love a good fart limerick, and you write some of the best Jan...

March 10, 2018 at 11:04 AM

lol Charlie i just had fun - can't keep a good fart poem locked in lol:=_ hugs jan xx

March 9, 2018 at 8:08 AM

Morning laughing gas with my coffee. Loved it ... CayCay

March 9, 2018 at 10:40 AM

Cheers caycay, pure fiction I assure you if it were true I'd never met soupers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 7:58 PM

LOL...this poem stinks...in a good way

March 9, 2018 at 3:37 AM

It sure does kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 8, 2018 at 7:56 PM

hahaha, the one in the middle smiling DOES kind of look like you!! GOOD one, Jan.

March 9, 2018 at 3:36 AM

Hee hee i think we share the same smile:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 4:54 PM

a VERY funny limerick . I can see you have a fart fetish like me (ha ha) (You should have spanked the brat with your costly handbag!)

March 9, 2018 at 3:34 AM

Fast fetish now that's a great poem title lol. Grrr that brat if I'd done anything I'd have been in the wrong and i don't have costly handbags I am not into designer stuff, its what's on the inside that counts both in handbags and people!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 4:23 PM

Ha ha, you write these so well, love it.

March 9, 2018 at 3:32 AM

Lol Harry if you met me you would be pleasantly surprised as I don't talk about farting or perish the thought actually drop one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 3:32 PM

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Very funny, Jan:) I have grown quite fond of your sense of humor.

March 8, 2018 at 3:47 PM

Thanks DT.. I try and make folks smile... often at my own expense lol;-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 3:28 PM

Thank goodness you added that last line "TOTAL FICTION WRITE" - it clarified much for me, Jan. LOL

March 8, 2018 at 3:47 PM

Impure fiction line :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

March 8, 2018 at 3:25 PM

- A volcanic eruption :))) - Number one today, thanks for the laugh :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

March 8, 2018 at 3:49 PM

Some One said I'd not done a farty poem recently so I had to oblige lol:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 1:26 PM

OMG, what a gas!

March 8, 2018 at 1:52 PM

Lol, DM blown away by your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

March 8, 2018 at 1:03 PM

Haha that's a classic Jan, So glad to hear it's fiction lol

March 8, 2018 at 1:04 PM

I wouldn't admit to it if it was the truth lol:-) hugs jan xx

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