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A flatulent poet named Jan Passed wind and there wasn't a fan How the other folks gasped At foul wind that she'd passed By jingo, she farts like a man! ********TOTAL FICTION WRITE******** 3/8/18

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Mick Talbot

Date: 3/11/2018 10:39:00 AM

A limerick reply.............................................................. I have never met a lady called Jan, who farted much worse than a man! To save herself trouble, she used a balloon bubble, So men into bums now her fans! ........................................................................hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 3/11/2018 5:10:00 PM

lol Mick:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/11/2018 7:29:00 AM

Good humour and an entertaining Limerick, Jan:) An excellent choice of visual, too! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/11/2018 9:39:00 AM

You've met me on several occasions Paul, i hope you will vouch for me that its not true lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 3/10/2018 10:57:00 AM

Jan Allison
Date: 3/10/2018 11:06:00 AM

:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/10/2018 10:18:00 AM

LMAO, had a great laugh at this. Hmmm, are you sure it's fiction???

Jan Allison
Date: 3/10/2018 11:05:00 AM

I am SURE!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/9/2018 11:34:00 AM

"Better an empty house than a bad tenant" Always love a good fart limerick, and you write some of the best Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/10/2018 11:04:00 AM

lol Charlie i just had fun - can't keep a good fart poem locked in lol:=_ hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings

Date: 3/9/2018 8:08:00 AM

Morning laughing gas with my coffee. Loved it ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2018 10:40:00 AM

Cheers caycay, pure fiction I assure you if it were true I'd never met soupers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/8/2018 7:58:00 PM

LOL...this poem stinks...in a good way

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2018 3:37:00 AM

It sure does kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/8/2018 7:56:00 PM

hahaha, the one in the middle smiling DOES kind of look like you!! GOOD one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2018 3:36:00 AM

Hee hee i think we share the same smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 3/8/2018 4:54:00 PM

a VERY funny limerick . I can see you have a fart fetish like me (ha ha) (You should have spanked the brat with your costly handbag!)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/9/2018 3:34:00 AM

Fast fetish now that's a great poem title lol. Grrr that brat if I'd done anything I'd have been in the wrong and i don't have costly handbags I am not into designer stuff, its what's on the inside that counts both in handbags and people!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx