Futuristic Christmas
As I was sleeping on Christmas Eve,
I awoke, as I couldn't sleep!
I listened closely and started laughing,
as I heard Santa rapping.
"Oh I love my red new sled,
runs better than a thoroughbred!"
"It's equipped with a Garmin, to find the way,
No more getting lost, hip hip hooray!"
"The sled has air bags in case I crash,
and a cd player on my dash!"
"I have my laptop to receive all my requests,
The days of letters, are in the past!"
"I'm wearing special heated
boots, so I don't slip, when on the roof!"
"All the reindeer have head phones on,
and listen to their favorite rock songs."
"Mrs Clause text me when she misses me,
and I can't wait to see her and get naughty!"
"Oh I love these new special glasses that allow
me to see through walls." It's better then
staring at Rudolfs Balls!"
"My futuristic Santa Suit keeps my privates warm,
doesn't matter if there is a cold, cold storm!"
"I just wish they would invent something to catch
the reindeer poop.
Because as I'm leaving the parents lookup, and
oooooops!"
Futuristic Christmas Sponsored by Mystic Rose 12/9/2015
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