Frost Bitten - Bawdy Limerick

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Poor Frosty’s carrot had unfroze Quite useless for a snowman’s nose It looked such a sight Bending to the right Looks like a limp ‘dong' I suppose So frosty visited his doc Said his carrot looked like a limp ‘sock’ It’s gone soft and looks pink Kinda looks like a shrimp Kid’s uploaded me onto tik tok Doc urgently gets on the case (Limp carrot cause he cannot trace) He’ll make a carrot crutch Which will help him so much Soon carrot’ll be back on his face The carrot gets wrapped in a splint It stiffens, Frosty thinks that’s mint Frosty’s nose now looks ace Firmly back on his face Limp ‘carrot’ just use the doc’s hint For Barry thanks for the inspiration xx 04/04/22

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Date: 4/27/2022 6:56:00 AM
Ha ha ha, love your sense of humour
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Date: 4/21/2022 4:49:00 AM
That’s quite the schnoz! ;)
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Date: 4/10/2022 4:58:00 AM
So funny, Jan: Glad to see your wit intact. A very whimsical snowman. SuZ
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Date: 4/10/2022 12:06:00 AM
Always you... Thank you
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Date: 4/8/2022 6:22:00 AM
Really funny, Jan:)
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Date: 4/7/2022 8:58:00 PM
'I'm splinting fol a callot sprint fol my flost-bitten snowman.' ~ Taiwanese Chinese aka Negatively PC
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Date: 4/7/2022 5:16:00 AM
A carrot splint!! Genius Jan, Good one, hope you've been well xxoo
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Date: 4/6/2022 9:24:00 AM
Jan you are so good at Limericks and this one is darn cute. love phyl
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Date: 4/6/2022 8:49:00 AM
Love this part Jan "The carrot gets wrapped in a splint It stiffens, Frosty thinks that’s mint"
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Date: 4/5/2022 7:37:00 PM
Cute one, Jan. How are things going?
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Date: 4/5/2022 11:16:00 AM
The housewife's bane! Father Christmas come again! Laughed, Jan! Aloha! a
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Date: 4/5/2022 7:56:00 AM
Jan , Priceless visuals here ! I thank Barry as well ! So much fun !! Hugs, Susan :)
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Date: 4/4/2022 6:33:00 PM
Fantastic Limericks Jan, if a splint makes a nose grow, what would one do for Pinocchio… Belle x
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Date: 4/4/2022 5:15:00 PM
Hmm. I won’t be having carrots anytime soon. Frost bite. Lol
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Date: 4/4/2022 4:09:00 PM
ha ha, Jan, this is hilarious! Hugs!
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Date: 4/4/2022 3:28:00 PM
Wonderful Limericks Jan, back to your best, limp carrot syndrome a snowman’s worse nightmare, nearly as bad as a sudden thaw, don’t fancy a splint I’ll stick with the blue magic beans, cheers David
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