From Welch's To Wine

When I moved to Kentucky my apartment building had A weekly Bible study and I was really glad It had been a long time since I had the opportunity To get out and go to church so my faith I could renew On my first Sunday morning visit the service refreshed my soul To try and be there every week was my ultimate goal Then we had communion together we ate the bread When the preacher said let's drink the cup I took a swig and said O God this isn't Welch's as it burned going down And before I knew it the room was spinning around About five minutes later I began to laugh out loud I felt like I was floating on a big white fluffy cloud I got back to my apartment and I still felt a rush That's when I knew one sip of wine turns me into a lush The next time we had communion I was glad to see We had Welch's grape juice and that was fine with me