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Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine It had pictures; which were quite obscene The frog got arrested For it was attested The worst ‘frog’s ****’ that they’d ever seen! (poem based on an old joke) 07-20-17

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John Michaels

Date: 7/31/2017 2:58:00 PM

Ha ha ha! That's so funny! Totally made my day! Regards, John!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2017 3:00:00 PM

I submitted it to a real poetry contest for cash but it didn't place so i posted it on soup... maybe they didn't see the humour!:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/25/2017 6:54:00 PM

This is so gross, Jan, but it's GOOD limerick-ing! The color of it. Ewwww.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2017 7:39:00 PM

ha ha ha cheers Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Alfred Berggren

Date: 7/22/2017 1:23:00 PM

Great limerick giving me a good laugh. My day has started off right.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/22/2017 2:21:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Alfred:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 7/21/2017 7:04:00 PM

Like it Funny Jan I wrote 1 for you Mixed Signals please check it out

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 7:06:00 PM

I will do Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/21/2017 1:36:00 PM

No! Not Kermit! Well, one never knows, does one...great limerick.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 1:51:00 PM

ha ha ha yes the original joke was about miss piggy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/21/2017 12:00:00 PM

Haha... Nice one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 12:22:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/21/2017 8:09:00 AM

When it comes to frogs, I'm a leg man:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 9:38:00 AM

ha ha ha good one Daniel:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 7/21/2017 5:14:00 AM

Ha, Jan, loved your play of words, you're very clever:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 7:02:00 AM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 7/20/2017 10:12:00 PM

You have brought a smile to my face with this very witty poem! I don't know the joke, but the write sure has a quite hilarious ring to it! I really enjoyed reading this grandiose poem this evening! you have put me into tears of awe by you clever words! Thank you for your humor tonight! Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 7:00:00 AM

Thanks as ever for your lovely comment Russell its great to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/20/2017 8:45:00 PM

Some things in the eye of the beholder//Cause a beholder to smolder//Perhaps Kerm//Was getting firm//In the vicinity of his boulder holder? (Would you soupie the original joke to me please? I's dense as a fence;-) Hugazines ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/21/2017 6:59:00 AM

Joke sent to you both xx lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 7/21/2017 6:55:00 AM

Lol...me too

Eve Roper

Date: 7/20/2017 5:21:00 PM

oh so funny, jan, i like it , well done this one i got .. ~*

Eve Roper
Date: 7/20/2017 6:01:00 PM

Well they don't know what is good... their loss...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2017 5:23:00 PM

Thanks Eve - I entered it in a contest not on soup.. but they didn't like it I got no where along with 300 other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 7/20/2017 4:26:00 PM

I my opinion it should be legal "UNLESS" it's pollywog porn ! Ha

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2017 5:09:00 PM

lol Jerry I agree:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/20/2017 2:57:00 PM

- No wonder it was arrested ... 'frog's porn' - :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2017 3:57:00 PM

I loved the play on words Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/20/2017 2:08:00 PM

so let me think, oh dag nabbit...was it a frog or a rabbit...lying there bare...sans any hare...where, envious Kermit stabbed it

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/20/2017 8:38:00 PM

:-)!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2017 3:56:00 PM

lol Tim I wrote this for a contest but it couldn't have been published elsewhere but now the contest is over I am finally putting it on soup:-) hugs Jan xx