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Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine It had pictures; which were quite obscene The frog got arrested For it was attested The worst ‘frog’s ****’ that they’d ever seen! (poem based on an old joke) 07-20-17

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Date: 7/31/2017 2:58:00 PM
Ha ha ha! That's so funny! Totally made my day! Regards, John!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/31/2017 3:00:00 PM
I submitted it to a real poetry contest for cash but it didn't place so i posted it on soup... maybe they didn't see the humour!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/25/2017 6:54:00 PM
This is so gross, Jan, but it's GOOD limerick-ing! The color of it. Ewwww.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/25/2017 7:39:00 PM
ha ha ha cheers Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/22/2017 1:23:00 PM
Great limerick giving me a good laugh. My day has started off right.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/22/2017 2:21:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Alfred:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/21/2017 7:04:00 PM
Like it Funny Jan I wrote 1 for you Mixed Signals please check it out
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 7:06:00 PM
I will do Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/21/2017 1:36:00 PM
No! Not Kermit! Well, one never knows, does one...great limerick.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 1:51:00 PM
ha ha ha yes the original joke was about miss piggy lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/21/2017 12:00:00 PM
Haha... Nice one Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 12:22:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/21/2017 5:14:00 AM
Ha, Jan, loved your play of words, you're very clever:)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 7:02:00 AM
Thanks Jo:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/20/2017 10:12:00 PM
You have brought a smile to my face with this very witty poem! I don't know the joke, but the write sure has a quite hilarious ring to it! I really enjoyed reading this grandiose poem this evening! you have put me into tears of awe by you clever words! Thank you for your humor tonight! Great Work!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 7:00:00 AM
Thanks as ever for your lovely comment Russell its great to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/20/2017 8:45:00 PM
Some things in the eye of the beholder//Cause a beholder to smolder//Perhaps Kerm//Was getting firm//In the vicinity of his boulder holder? (Would you soupie the original joke to me please? I's dense as a fence;-) Hugazines ~ j
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/21/2017 6:59:00 AM
Joke sent to you both xx lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 7/21/2017 6:55:00 AM
Lol...me too
Date: 7/20/2017 5:21:00 PM
oh so funny, jan, i like it , well done this one i got .. ~*
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Eve Roper
Date: 7/20/2017 6:01:00 PM
Well they don't know what is good... their loss...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/20/2017 5:23:00 PM
Thanks Eve - I entered it in a contest not on soup.. but they didn't like it I got no where along with 300 other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/20/2017 4:26:00 PM
I my opinion it should be legal "UNLESS" it's pollywog porn ! Ha
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/20/2017 5:09:00 PM
lol Jerry I agree:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/20/2017 2:57:00 PM
- No wonder it was arrested ... 'frog's porn' - :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/20/2017 3:57:00 PM
I loved the play on words Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/20/2017 2:08:00 PM
so let me think, oh dag nabbit...was it a frog or a rabbit...lying there bare...sans any hare...where, envious Kermit stabbed it
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Date: 7/20/2017 8:38:00 PM
:-)!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/20/2017 3:56:00 PM
lol Tim I wrote this for a contest but it couldn't have been published elsewhere but now the contest is over I am finally putting it on soup:-) hugs Jan xx