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Frogspawn

Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine
It had pictures; which were quite obscene
The frog got arrested
For it was attested
The worst ‘frog’s ****’ that they’d ever seen!

(poem based on an old joke)

07-20-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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John Michaels Date: 7/31/2017 2:58:00 PM Ha ha ha! That's so funny! Totally made my day! Regards, John! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2017 3:00:00 PM I submitted it to a real poetry contest for cash but it didn't place so i posted it on soup... maybe they didn't see the humour!:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/25/2017 6:54:00 PM This is so gross, Jan, but it's GOOD limerick-ing! The color of it. Ewwww. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/25/2017 7:39:00 PM ha ha ha cheers Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Alfred Berggren Date: 7/22/2017 1:23:00 PM Great limerick giving me a good laugh. My day has started off right. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/22/2017 2:21:00 PM Glad you enjoyed it Alfred:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty Date: 7/21/2017 7:04:00 PM Like it Funny Jan I wrote 1 for you Mixed Signals please check it out Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 7:06:00 PM I will do Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 7/21/2017 1:36:00 PM No! Not Kermit! Well, one never knows, does one...great limerick. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 1:51:00 PM ha ha ha yes the original joke was about miss piggy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 7/21/2017 12:00:00 PM Haha... Nice one Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 12:22:00 PM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 7/21/2017 8:09:00 AM When it comes to frogs, I'm a leg man:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 9:38:00 AM ha ha ha good one Daniel:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 7/21/2017 5:14:00 AM Ha, Jan, loved your play of words, you're very clever:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 7:02:00 AM Thanks Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 7/20/2017 10:12:00 PM You have brought a smile to my face with this very witty poem! I don't know the joke, but the write sure has a quite hilarious ring to it! I really enjoyed reading this grandiose poem this evening! you have put me into tears of awe by you clever words! Thank you for your humor tonight! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 7:00:00 AM Thanks as ever for your lovely comment Russell its great to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 7/20/2017 8:45:00 PM Some things in the eye of the beholder//Cause a beholder to smolder//Perhaps Kerm//Was getting firm//In the vicinity of his boulder holder? (Would you soupie the original joke to me please? I's dense as a fence;-) Hugazines ~ j Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/21/2017 6:59:00 AM Joke sent to you both xx lol:-) hugs jan xx Tim Smith Date: 7/21/2017 6:55:00 AM Lol...me too

Eve Roper Date: 7/20/2017 5:21:00 PM oh so funny, jan, i like it , well done this one i got .. ~* Login to Reply Eve Roper Date: 7/20/2017 6:01:00 PM Well they don't know what is good... their loss... Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2017 5:23:00 PM Thanks Eve - I entered it in a contest not on soup.. but they didn't like it I got no where along with 300 other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 7/20/2017 4:26:00 PM I my opinion it should be legal "UNLESS" it's pollywog porn ! Ha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2017 5:09:00 PM lol Jerry I agree:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/20/2017 2:57:00 PM - No wonder it was arrested ... 'frog's porn' - :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2017 3:57:00 PM I loved the play on words Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 7/20/2017 2:08:00 PM so let me think, oh dag nabbit...was it a frog or a rabbit...lying there bare...sans any hare...where, envious Kermit stabbed it Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 7/20/2017 8:38:00 PM :-)! Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2017 3:56:00 PM lol Tim I wrote this for a contest but it couldn't have been published elsewhere but now the contest is over I am finally putting it on soup:-) hugs Jan xx