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Frogspawn

Kermit thumbed a top shelf magazine
It had pictures; which were quite obscene
The frog got arrested
For it was attested
The worst ‘frog’s ****’ that they’d ever seen!

(poem based on an old joke)

07-20-17

humorouslimerick

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John Michaels

July 31, 2017 at 2:58 PM

Ha ha ha! That's so funny! Totally made my day! Regards, John!

Jan Allison

July 31, 2017 at 3:00 PM

I submitted it to a real poetry contest for cash but it didn't place so i posted it on soup... maybe they didn't see the humour!:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 25, 2017 at 6:54 PM

This is so gross, Jan, but it's GOOD limerick-ing! The color of it. Ewwww.

Jan Allison

July 25, 2017 at 7:39 PM

ha ha ha cheers Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Alfred Berggren

July 22, 2017 at 1:23 PM

Great limerick giving me a good laugh. My day has started off right.

Jan Allison

July 22, 2017 at 2:21 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Alfred:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

July 21, 2017 at 7:04 PM

Like it Funny Jan I wrote 1 for you Mixed Signals please check it out

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 7:06 PM

I will do Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

July 21, 2017 at 1:36 PM

No! Not Kermit! Well, one never knows, does one...great limerick.

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 1:51 PM

ha ha ha yes the original joke was about miss piggy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

July 21, 2017 at 12:00 PM

Haha... Nice one Jan

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 12:22 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

July 21, 2017 at 8:09 AM

When it comes to frogs, I'm a leg man:)

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 9:38 AM

ha ha ha good one Daniel:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

July 21, 2017 at 5:14 AM

Ha, Jan, loved your play of words, you're very clever:)

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 7:02 AM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey

July 20, 2017 at 10:12 PM

You have brought a smile to my face with this very witty poem! I don't know the joke, but the write sure has a quite hilarious ring to it! I really enjoyed reading this grandiose poem this evening! you have put me into tears of awe by you clever words! Thank you for your humor tonight! Great Work!!

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 7:00 AM

Thanks as ever for your lovely comment Russell its great to see you back on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

July 20, 2017 at 8:45 PM

Some things in the eye of the beholder//Cause a beholder to smolder//Perhaps Kerm//Was getting firm//In the vicinity of his boulder holder? (Would you soupie the original joke to me please? I's dense as a fence;-) Hugazines ~ j

Jan Allison

July 21, 2017 at 6:59 AM

Joke sent to you both xx lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

July 21, 2017 at 6:55 AM

Lol...me too

Eve Roper

July 20, 2017 at 5:21 PM

oh so funny, jan, i like it , well done this one i got .. ~*

Eve Roper

July 20, 2017 at 6:01 PM

Well they don't know what is good... their loss...

Jan Allison

July 20, 2017 at 5:23 PM

Thanks Eve - I entered it in a contest not on soup.. but they didn't like it I got no where along with 300 other poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

July 20, 2017 at 4:26 PM

I my opinion it should be legal "UNLESS" it's pollywog porn ! Ha

Jan Allison

July 20, 2017 at 5:09 PM

lol Jerry I agree:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 20, 2017 at 2:57 PM

- No wonder it was arrested ... 'frog's porn' - :))) - Well done, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

July 20, 2017 at 3:57 PM

I loved the play on words Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

July 20, 2017 at 2:08 PM

so let me think, oh dag nabbit...was it a frog or a rabbit...lying there bare...sans any hare...where, envious Kermit stabbed it

Lim'Rik Flats

July 20, 2017 at 8:38 PM

:-)!

Jan Allison

July 20, 2017 at 3:56 PM

lol Tim I wrote this for a contest but it couldn't have been published elsewhere but now the contest is over I am finally putting it on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

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