Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Fridge Door Was Jammed

Unfortunately the fridge door was jammed this morning
Panic immediately set in, it happened without warning
But in spite of my panic
Remain calm, no silly antics
Adult as I am, used a sledge hammer, now gorging

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Judith S January 5, 2018 at 12:51 PM Well Mo had a good thought ... up there in the deep chill ... who needs a fridge when you have outdoors!! Jack Ellison January 5, 2018 at 2:39 PM INSANE!!! Coldest start to winter EVER!!! Brrrrrrrr! Come warm me up okay!!! XXX

Lim'Rik Flats January 5, 2018 at 8:46 AM Glad to head you're calm under fire//I'll bet you had a minor perspire//While bashing the fridge//more than a smidge//for the betterment of your spare tire. GOOD LATE MORNING JACKSON!!! Jack Ellison January 5, 2018 at 9:00 AM Where the hell were you... getting the cactus prickles outta your bum??? Well okay then! HAPPY DAY TO YOU SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

Silent One January 5, 2018 at 8:27 AM Now that was silly lol.... Jack Ellison January 5, 2018 at 8:33 AM Yes it was... my apologies SO!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 5, 2018 at 7:49 AM Lol! Good morning dear Jack! What ever you don't eat you can freeze outside BRRR! Warm hugs xomo :) Jack Ellison January 5, 2018 at 8:00 AM Cold enough for ya!!!! Two more days of this insane crap and we'll be sweltering LOL (in coparison I mean!) HAPPY FRIDAY MISS MO!!! xxx