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Fridge Door Was Jammed

Unfortunately the fridge door was jammed this morning Panic immediately set in, it happened without warning But in spite of my panic Remain calm, no silly antics Adult as I am, used a sledge hammer, now gorging

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Judith S

Date: 1/5/2018 12:51:00 PM

Well Mo had a good thought ... up there in the deep chill ... who needs a fridge when you have outdoors!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/5/2018 2:39:00 PM

INSANE!!! Coldest start to winter EVER!!! Brrrrrrrr! Come warm me up okay!!! XXX

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/5/2018 8:46:00 AM

Glad to head you're calm under fire//I'll bet you had a minor perspire//While bashing the fridge//more than a smidge//for the betterment of your spare tire. GOOD LATE MORNING JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/5/2018 9:00:00 AM

Where the hell were you... getting the cactus prickles outta your bum??? Well okay then! HAPPY DAY TO YOU SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

Silent One

Date: 1/5/2018 8:27:00 AM

Now that was silly lol....

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/5/2018 8:33:00 AM

Yes it was... my apologies SO!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/5/2018 7:49:00 AM

Lol! Good morning dear Jack! What ever you don't eat you can freeze outside BRRR! Warm hugs xomo :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/5/2018 8:00:00 AM

Cold enough for ya!!!! Two more days of this insane crap and we'll be sweltering LOL (in coparison I mean!) HAPPY FRIDAY MISS MO!!! xxx