Friday

Today is Friday
A happy day
For the weekend is festive and near
I day dream of BBQ's and friendly banter
As I hit the car in front me
Shocked, I backed up over a dog
This is not turning out to be a good day
Especially for the dog
I was on my way to the bank
To find out I am in overdraft
They were not concerned
We have your house they say
You may find another place to stay
This sure isn’t a turning into a good day
I called my wife to tell her the news
I need not have worried so
She has run off with the fireman it seems
Our house burned down this afternoon
Heroically he saved her from the fire and me
I am not feeling so happy this day
I am sure the banker is as sad as I
He lost his house and his mistress
To the fireman today
Me, I just lost the house
I am sad and empty, no where to sleep
What ever shall I do?

The night turned cold and hostile
Until I spotted an empty doghouse

How was your Friday the thirteenth?


Notes: When I read Dave Woods poem "NO" well it made me smile and inspired me to write this! Thanks Dave
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Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
June 17, 2014 at 12:20 PM
:) nice one.,. :D
Vaso Avatar
June 17, 2014 at 9:54 PM
Thank you Olive!!!
Nance Avatar
June 15, 2014 at 10:24 PM
HAhAha Oh my goodness! What a riot! you are unbelievable! Freakin' incredible. I love your twisted messed up humor!!!!!!
Vaso Avatar
June 17, 2014 at 9:54 PM
Thanks Casarah
Carroll Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 11:17 PM
Truly a Friday the 13th Arthur..What doesn't kill you makes one stronger? Thanks for your kind visit to my page..
Harrell Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 11:14 PM
Is the dog house your second house (normally), lol? My Friday the thirteenth went by without hitch, unlike yours. My sympathy, haha
Vaso Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 11:15 PM
Thanks so much, mine too, I was just laughing after readings Dave's great write and came up with this one for fun!!
Smith Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 11:10 PM
Hope he left you a bone :)
Vaso Avatar
June 14, 2014 at 11:16 PM
Thanks Tim, well on the 13th? no way! LOL
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