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Fresh Sea Greases

There’s a version that comes in an ointment, but go sparingly on the anointment! The calamari squid set you back a few quid. Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment! ---------- H/T to Coming Up Roses by Rico Leffanta

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Date: 10/14/2022 1:16:00 PM
Laughs! Anything like sail extract hand creme? I bought it by mistake! Great limerick.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/15/2022 5:00:00 AM
oh, I'm guessing you mean 'snail extract', even funnier
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/15/2022 4:57:00 AM
Keeps that loose skin from flapping in the breeze, lol. You may have spawned another...
Date: 10/14/2022 12:44:00 PM
I don't care how effective it might be, you can have it! Clever and fun, Robert!
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Date: 10/14/2022 11:14:00 AM
Clever - and quick! Enjoyed! Aloha!
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