Fresh Sea Greases

There’s a version that comes in an ointment,
but go sparingly on the anointment!
The calamari squid
set you back a few quid.
Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment!

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H/T to Coming Up Roses by Rico Leffanta
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Anaya Avatar
October 14, 2022 at 1:16 PM
Laughs! Anything like sail extract hand creme? I bought it by mistake! Great limerick.
Kyser Avatar
October 15, 2022 at 5:00 AM
oh, I'm guessing you mean 'snail extract', even funnier
Kyser Avatar
October 15, 2022 at 4:57 AM
Keeps that loose skin from flapping in the breeze, lol. You may have spawned another...
Gorelick Avatar
October 14, 2022 at 12:44 PM
I don't care how effective it might be, you can have it! Clever and fun, Robert!
Leffanta Avatar
October 14, 2022 at 11:14 AM
Clever - and quick! Enjoyed! Aloha!
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