Free Sex Day

Wut if August 1 was free sex day ? Win every girl could not remember how 2 say no ! Win a boy could ask u 2 go with him , And u wood have 2 go . Win u could not remember , That u mite not want 2 be praygnant by him . Win sum thing was wrong with yor brain , Like the lite bulb was 2 dim . It's that one day of the year , Win it never rains ! It's that day yool say tommorrow , I must have bin insane ! Well , in a month , it will be September 1 , Win girls can ask boys 4 stuff and thay woent be able 2 say no ! U will ask a boy 2 go with u and he will have 2 go . Maybe jeenee,s evil twin will ask mayjor healey 2 spind a nite with her in her bottle . And he woent remember 2 be skaird ! And tomorrow if heez still in that bottle , He woent remember , how he got thaird ?...