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I stopped for a cup at the local all-nighter I'm a regular there. I'm the "poetry writer". You'll always find the occasional hack, The delinquents, the addicts, that hang in the back. A drifter, a grifter, disenchanted and surly All nameless faces, except the waitress named Shirley I throw her a line, she throws me a sign Our usual "Hi, how are you?" Then step to the bar, put a ten in her jar, She's divorced and the mother of two. She looks out of place with her ribbons and lace She's polite, friendly and kind But make no mistake, she bites like a snake With a switchblade tongue, razor fine. They're busy tonight and I need to write She brings my black coffee to go Says, "I'll give you this, you give me a kiss And that will be all that you owe." A kiss on the lips for ten dollar tips That sounds fair enough to me Besides, she's pretty, got big titties And gives me my coffee for free. Daniel Turner

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Date: 1/29/2025 4:01:00 PM
ha ha ha I just love this DT, Do you go there every day lol:-) hugs Jan xx (captcha is BRW) brew lol
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/29/2025 4:44:00 PM
LOL Im 67 what do you think? Im also blind in one eye and dont drive after dark. Its just a poem. Im glad I made you laugh. Always love to see you Jan.
Date: 1/28/2025 12:46:00 PM
hahaha, big titties. GREAT little poem for humor. Reminds me of the tv show long ago on some waitresses but I already forgot its name
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/28/2025 12:57:00 PM
LOL Alices Restaurant? Thanks for dropping by. Glad I made you smile. Always a good thing to look up and see your smiling face.
Date: 1/28/2025 7:18:00 AM
I laughed when I first heard this one and again when reading it. This is SO you... the humor door, (not humidor) that you don't often open.
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/28/2025 7:42:00 AM
always my pleasure to bring a smile to your face, Danny.
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/28/2025 7:40:00 AM
LOL My humor door squeaks a little and not always family friendly, if you know what I mean. You know me well enough by now. I do love to laugh and have fun. Thanks for making me smile this morning.
Date: 1/28/2025 3:47:00 AM
Nice to see your humor shining, Dan Coffee for kisses sounds like a good deal to me.
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/28/2025 6:58:00 AM
Oh yeah. A fair trade indeed. I hope all is well with you and yours, SuZ.
Date: 1/28/2025 1:16:00 AM
Let me know the next time you go, I don't want to miss, a free coffee and kiss. (lol) Sounds like she likes you, Dan! Enjoyable!
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/28/2025 6:57:00 AM
LOL Just having a little fun. When I get bored I tend to get a little silly. Thanks again for dropping by to read and comment.
Date: 1/27/2025 8:30:00 PM
Haha, she sounds a lovely lass Daniel. Welcome back. Tom
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/28/2025 12:59:00 AM
Thanks Tom. Yes, a lovely lass indeed. LOL
Date: 1/27/2025 4:47:00 PM
This is My kind of place - I may have been there… sounds familiar. I drink my coffee black (with a little Jack Daniels)…and usually hang out in the back. Truly enjoyed this, Dan. Well done.
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Daniel Turner
Date: 1/27/2025 5:35:00 PM
Thanks Mark. Great to see you again. I hope like has been treating you kindly.

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