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I stopped for a cup at the local all-nighter
I'm a regular there. I'm the "poetry writer".
You'll always find the occasional hack,
The delinquents, the addicts, that hang in the back.
A drifter, a grifter, disenchanted and surly
All nameless faces, except the waitress named Shirley
I throw her a line, she throws me a sign
Our usual "Hi, how are you?"
Then step to the bar, put a ten in her jar,
She's divorced and the mother of two.
She looks out of place with her ribbons and lace
She's polite, friendly and kind
But make no mistake, she bites like a snake
With a switchblade tongue, razor fine.
They're busy tonight and I need to write
She brings my black coffee to go
Says, "I'll give you this, you give me a kiss
And that will be all that you owe."
A kiss on the lips for ten dollar tips
That sounds fair enough to me
Besides, she's pretty, got big titties
And gives me my coffee for free.


                                Daniel Turner
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Allison Avatar
January 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ha ha ha I just love this DT, Do you go there every day lol:-) hugs Jan xx (captcha is BRW) brew lol
Turner Avatar
January 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
LOL Im 67 what do you think?. Im glad I made you laugh. Always love to see you Jan.
Dietrich Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
hahaha, big titties. GREAT little poem for humor. Reminds me of the tv show long ago on some waitresses but I already forgot its name
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
LOL Alices Restaurant? Thanks for dropping by. Glad I made you smile. Always a good thing to look up and see your smiling face.
Lane Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I laughed when I first heard this one and again when reading it. This is SO you... the humor door, (not humidor) that you don't often open.
Lane Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
always my pleasure to bring a smile to your face, Danny.
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
LOL My humor door squeaks a little and not always family friendly, if you know what I mean. You know me well enough by now. I do love to laugh and have fun. Thanks for making me smile this morning.
Delaney Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nice to see your humor shining, Dan Coffee for kisses sounds like a good deal to me.
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Oh yeah. A fair trade indeed. I hope all is well with you and yours, SuZ.
Messina Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Let me know the next time you go, I don't want to miss, a free coffee and kiss. (lol) Sounds like she likes you, Dan! Enjoyable!
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
LOL Just having a little fun. When I get bored I tend to get a little silly. Thanks again for dropping by to read and comment.
Cunningham Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Haha, she sounds a lovely lass Daniel. Welcome back. Tom
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Thanks Tom. Yes, a lovely lass indeed. LOL
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