Fred

Fred is dead, but he told me how, He electrocuted a drunk fellow, Bull buzzer hit him, but , Flew up and knocked out, Himself the mutt. When he woke, a fight broke out, Fred stuffed a big old brownie snake, Slipped him in Joe’s bed, the fake, Joe flew from the bed no doubt, Again he was head bang, knocking out …
New Contest: Boisterous Comedy Sponsored by: john freeman True story : Fred, a mate lived and went, had this enemy in his tent, so they were antagonising... When the bull buzzer hit Joe, he jumped out of bed, and hit an overhead beam , out to dream, until he woke with battle spoke, the same with the snake i mean

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Date: 8/22/2011 4:17:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Don. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/22/2011 4:00:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, Don
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Date: 8/22/2011 10:27:00 AM
Great on Don. Keep it up and good work. Tony
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Date: 8/22/2011 1:27:00 AM
you naughty boy, don... heaps of cheers for the BIG-TIME win..:) huggs!
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Date: 8/22/2011 1:01:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement, Don, Joyce
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Date: 8/21/2011 10:35:00 PM
Thanks Don fo this humorous writ in support of my contest. Agape, Moses
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Don Johnson
Date: 8/22/2011 1:26:00 AM
sometimes funny, often droll, thanks John cobber mate, bit of fun hey...
Date: 8/21/2011 5:28:00 PM
hey Don congrats mate on your great win Dave
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Date: 8/21/2011 4:48:00 PM
Congrats DON on another amazing win luv with this witty write ..superbly fun filled ...oh..
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Date: 8/16/2011 12:25:00 AM
Very good! hugs Anita
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Date: 8/14/2011 6:06:00 PM
rib-tickling, don...lol! o had a fun time with this humorous anecdote..winning's best! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 8/14/2011 5:49:00 AM
wow! what a poem... poor Fred, hope it is only a poem and not experiences...lol.. i hate snakes.. and the thought behind that jump... good reading you today..or should i say night.. have a lovely one,..p.d.
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Don Johnson
Date: 8/14/2011 6:57:00 PM
Fred, a mate lived and went, had this enemy in his tent, so they were antagonising... When the bull buzzer hit Joe, he jumped out of bed, and hit an overhead beam , out to dream, until he woke with battle spoke, the same with the snake i mean
Date: 8/14/2011 5:46:00 AM
hahaha....very funny Don....i luv this one.....best of luck in the contest....smiles.....chiquita
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Don Johnson
Date: 8/14/2011 6:58:00 PM
Chiquita True storys are the best, when they pass the funny test, sometimes blest.
Date: 8/14/2011 3:50:00 AM
OUTRAGEOUS FUN MATE, LMAO, I THINK FRED NEEDS TO KEEP HIS SNAKE IN HIS PANTS....LOL...GOOD ON YOU DON I SAY!!!!!
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