Fractured Canterbury Tales

For the benefit of any non-Middle-English
speakers, a literal, word-for-word translation
has been provided beneath each line of
the original:

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote!
  When we've already had enough! of April showers

Whan priketh hem Governeur in oure corages
  Our prick of a governor locks us down in our garages

Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
  Ha, ha! Our goon squads are itching to go on barrages

And smale fowles maken melodye
  And assault thine ears with foul-mouthed serenades

That slepen al the night with open ye
   'Twill fershloft three far aye with mnemonic charades


       
  ~ A special thanks to Middle English translator, Barry Kanter
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 1:56 AM
I am thinking Shakespeare would be smiling and tapping his foot.
Wolf Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 4:09 PM
Shakespeare can't keep up with my hip translation! lol. ~ gw
Somadas Avatar
May 13, 2020 at 5:48 AM
lol...Thank you for the translation.. Quite interesting Gershon..
Somadas Avatar
May 13, 2020 at 11:01 PM
You too brutus..Lol..I noticed..Ha, ha!..Is it at least 10%?
Wolf Avatar
May 13, 2020 at 2:38 PM
True confession -- the translation is not 100% literal... Would you believe 50%?… How about 25%? lol. Thanks, Jenish. :) gw
Leffanta Avatar
May 12, 2020 at 7:24 PM
Thank for laugh and your success is getting by Soup Censors! Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
May 13, 2020 at 2:36 PM
Heh, heh. I was a sneaky little 'Pritchard... Thanks, Rico. ` gw
Cunningham Avatar
May 12, 2020 at 5:30 PM
Some out in the sticks by me still talk like that lol. Tom
Wolf Avatar
May 12, 2020 at 7:09 PM
Whan Zephyrus eche with his sweete breethe, inspired hath in everie holt and heeth -- Do you then long for the 'good new days, Tom?! lol. Thanks for all of the support, my friend. Cheers, Gershon
Smith Avatar
May 12, 2020 at 3:11 PM
I understood every word, I'm bi-lateral you know.
Wolf Avatar
May 12, 2020 at 7:11 PM
Wow. Thought I was the only one, Charlie. All my kids are quadrilaterals. Heh, heh. Thanks, gw
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