Fractured Canterbury Tales

For the benefit of any non-Middle-English
speakers, a literal, word-for-word translation
has been provided beneath each line of
the original:

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote!
  When we've already had enough! of April showers

Whan priketh hem Governeur in oure corages
  Our prick of a governor locks us down in our garages

Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
  Ha, ha! Our goon squads are itching to go on barrages

And smale fowles maken melodye
  And assault thine ears with foul-mouthed serenades

That slepen al the night with open ye
   'Twill fershloft three far aye with mnemonic charades


       
  ~ A special thanks to Middle English translator, Barry Kanter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 5/14/2020 1:56:00 AM
I am thinking Shakespeare would be smiling and tapping his foot.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/14/2020 4:09:00 PM
Shakespeare can't keep up with my hip translation! lol. ~ gw
Date: 5/13/2020 5:48:00 AM
lol...Thank you for the translation.. Quite interesting Gershon..
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Jenish Somadas
Date: 5/13/2020 11:01:00 PM
You too brutus..Lol..I noticed..Ha, ha!..Is it at least 10%?
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/13/2020 2:38:00 PM
True confession -- the translation is not 100% literal... Would you believe 50%?… How about 25%? lol. Thanks, Jenish. :) gw
Date: 5/12/2020 7:24:00 PM
Thank for laugh and your success is getting by Soup Censors! Aloha! Rico
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/13/2020 2:36:00 PM
Heh, heh. I was a sneaky little 'Pritchard... Thanks, Rico. ` gw
Date: 5/12/2020 5:30:00 PM
Some out in the sticks by me still talk like that lol. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/12/2020 7:09:00 PM
Whan Zephyrus eche with his sweete breethe, inspired hath in everie holt and heeth -- Do you then long for the 'good new days, Tom?! lol. Thanks for all of the support, my friend. Cheers, Gershon
Date: 5/12/2020 3:11:00 PM
I understood every word, I'm bi-lateral you know.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/12/2020 7:11:00 PM
Wow. Thought I was the only one, Charlie. All my kids are quadrilaterals. Heh, heh. Thanks, gw
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