Fornication Footles

Passionate Footle

Long Kiss
Sheer Bliss

Size Does Matter Footle

Big boy
Sex Toy

Faster Footle

Lay me
Quickly!


08~18~14
Written For Andrea's Footle Contest
~awarded 5th place~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Watkins Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 8:36 PM
Oh, behave! I love your naughty lines. Congratulations.
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2014 at 4:54 AM
the favouirte one i have written is a collaboration with tim Smith called - and then i kissed him:-) hugs jan xx
Mohn Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 7:44 PM
Back for congrats on your sinner winner
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2014 at 4:53 AM
Lol Simply cant stop these clever rhymes - sinner winner LOL:-)
Gibson Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 4:16 PM
Way to go, Jan. You sure have been fooling, I mean footling, around. Congrats.
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 4:21 PM
LOL Faye I simply cant stop now - hands up i am a footle addict and thankfully there is no cure :-) Hugs jan xx
Kendrick Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 11:41 AM
Steamy Uniquely written..Congrats on your winning work!!! Sara
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 11:42 AM
Thanks for dropping by Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx
Jerden Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 9:21 AM
Nice pecs, hot sex! Congratulations, Jan!
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 9:55 AM
LOl Roy many thanks for dropping by Hugs jan xx could have done Big Roy... Oh Boy!!
Callus Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 9:06 AM
These are among the best of the footles you have been writing, Jan. Much enjoyed! Congrats on another good win. hugs // paul
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 9:54 AM
Many thanks Paul i actually think the best are the ones i wrote with Tim yesterday - 'then I kissed' him - they are funnier:-) Hugs jan xxx
Andresen Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 7:38 AM
- The Queen of footle poems! - Congrats my friend, Jan !!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 7:41 AM
LOL thanks Anne Lise I do have fun with them - Tim Smith and I wrote some yesterday they 'and then i kissed him' one is my favourite I have written:-) hugs Jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 12:53 AM
Jan, that last one was my favorite!! Unexpected and the cleverest of them. I was avoiding reading all your footles because I did not want to see who was doing what. Now I want to make sure I have seen all the ones you were doing, in case I missed any. Thanks for getting so into footles!! congratulations.
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 4:12 AM
Thanks for the 5th place Andrea i have such fun writing these - I love the humour that can be created in so few words:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Mohn Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 6:38 PM
quite a risque display Jan...funny
Dietrich Avatar
August 29, 2014 at 12:54 AM
hey there was a cool one: risque display: title: Jan's Footles
Allison Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 6:42 PM
I am sure Andrea has an excellent sense of humour! Hugs jan xxx thanks for the lovely comment:-)
Mehta Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 9:45 AM
Interesting footles with humor on sex, Jan
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 9:48 AM
LOL Dr Metha:- ) I am in a playful mood LOl Hugs Jan xxx
Ellison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 8:05 AM
Loved it Sister Jan!!! Got me all excited!!! A WINNER FOR SURE! XOXOX
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 8:07 AM
LOL Hugs as ever - do drop by my poem for lyric man you will like that one too!!!! Hugs jan xxxx
Sietesantos Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 7:57 AM
Jan, these are footle gems that made me chuckle-lol. Very clever write, my friend. Definitely a big winner! Best wishes. Pandita
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 8:00 AM
Thanks Pandita i had fun - i changed the title from sexy footles to fornication as i like the alliteration LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 7:55 AM
You can use this one....Closing Time...bar maid....get laid...lol...they are awesome Jan .....hugs Tim
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:01 PM
just thought of another footle but it TOOOO rude to post lol
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 7:59 AM
HA HA HA - you submit that Tim its awesome! Hugs as ever Jan xx
Nance Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 6:54 AM
PERFECT :) you got a big smile on my face sweetie :)
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:42 PM
Shocked face Casarah! LOL Hugs Jan xxxx
Nance Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM
I think you are the animal with the size does matter footle!
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 7:17 AM
Thanks Casarah:-) Am working on another animal poem:-) Hugs jan xxx
De La Luna Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 6:03 AM
ahahaha great!!!
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 7:17 AM
Glad they made you smile:-) Hugs jan xxx
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:48 AM
HA HA HA HA HA!!! Good one! I have one, but I don't know if it's any good! We will see...Hugs
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:55 AM
Check your inbox....Please.. ;)
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:52 AM
I did see them - go for it and quickly!!! Hugs Jan xxx
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:51 AM
I have some up on Andrea's Blog. Did you read that one? If you have time....check my post there and see what you think. Humor is hard for me! ;)
Allison Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:49 AM
Go for it Eileen! Hugs Jan xx
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