Jslambert Mister Roboto Poet Alliteration

Forging Views On the Soup Is a Phony Neat Trick

NO-no! 
Now-now!
Naughty naughty!

we see you
posin' poser 
pretending to pump out popular poems

utilizing 
sneaky glitch tricks
don't act like you don't know... 

there you go 
posting poems
perpetually perturbed
  
agitated arentchya' aintchya'?
impatient 
mad man
feelin' flustered, FRUSTERRR...rated! 
flippin' flabbergasted 
aghast at absence 
of reads
down on 
knocked knees
prayin' please

time to take 
matters into your own hands 
start scammin' some 
on-demand poetry sees 
deal 'dem dirty deeds... damn

SHHHHHH...hush hush...
just as the clock strikes twelve
aww-hell, 

no one's lookin'...
QUICK! 
time to Logout of the Soup 
swoop up your own stuff 
swiftly stoop to
click click-clickin'

Looky Lucky Laddie!
pretty poem's page
is justa'
stick stick-stickin'
and
with a click-click here, and a click-click there, here a click, there a click 
everywhere a click click...

Old McSoup Cheat 
stole three hundred views, 
E-I-E-I-O-

Oh no! (you didn't)

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Poet Destroyer A July 18, 2014 at 3:57 PM JSLambert, Thanks for the reply on my comment...Linda

Jadazzle United July 17, 2014 at 12:44 AM Dropping back to comment and agree 100%. If this practice is allowed to continue it will bring the site into disrepute - no wonder get disillusioned and people leave. Sadly no one on the site is prepared to do anything about it and I won't be renewing my Premium Membership until there is a level playing field for us all. Jan xxx

Jan Allison July 16, 2014 at 11:16 PM I have a big issue with the amount of reads SOME poems get compared to others which is totally disproportionate to the number of actual comments the poem gets - have contacted the site but they seem unwilling to do anything about it... no wonder people are leaving! Hugs Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A July 14, 2014 at 10:52 PM Hello JSLambert, I'm passing by to say hi, and thank you for the reply, you left on the comment I left below... XOX~ LINDA Jslambert Mister Roboto July 14, 2014 at 11:35 PM I gotchoo DEELINDA DEESTROYAH!

Reason A. Poteet July 9, 2014 at 2:23 PM Quite a mouthful of alliteration here with that other poetic element of onomatopoeia. I found it refreshing humor after reading some deeper pieces for inspiration. The things people think up to do never surprises me.

Kabuteng P.Ink K. July 7, 2014 at 9:42 AM This sure is a fun read, Mister Roboto! How cool of you to pull this off with that much alliteration, it sure came out very snappy! Honestly, I don't see the satisfaction of mega-clicking on one's own poems to jack up the # of views? I did find it a bit funny how you commented on my poem that had a crazy # of views-- that was mega weird-- one day it had less than 20 views, next time I logged on, it was at 1000+ views! I swear I didn't do that, ha!

Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2014 at 11:14 PM well, once in a while I read them when I go back to someone whose ideas I was interested in or if I go back to a place by mistake and see they left me one!!! Dumbest new feature Soup ever gave us.

Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2014 at 11:12 PM In reply to your reply below, Ummm, I don't read them. I just wish people would reply to me at MY poems. Then I am sure to see replies. Sometimes I do replies like the ones you did below here, but I really don't know if people see what I am saying. I do it more for others that might curiously be looking down at comments given to me. hahaha. I got rid of my option to see them from hotmail. It was too aggravating seeing more replies to my comments than there were comments on my poems. uggggg

Jessica Thompson July 3, 2014 at 8:18 PM Awesome Poem JSL, Slam with attitude and fun mixed. Now that is a great soupy poem ..Keep on keeping on .. Take care my friend, Jess

Paul Callus July 3, 2014 at 5:06 PM Slamming with humour! Tasteful...although I doubt if anyone will be caught with his finger in the soup! As Linda said, I'm sure the computerized system does not accept repeat IP numbers.

James Fraser July 3, 2014 at 2:25 PM Aye the Soup has, and maybe still has some unsavoury characters. Hey ho! if they don't annoy me, I'll refrain from annoying them, James....

John Lawless July 3, 2014 at 8:51 AM I only wish i could get as many as many hits on my poems as it takes me to go nine holes on a golf course. I wondered about those extreme numbers but was not devious enough to think it through. Nice little rant.

Poet Destroyer A July 3, 2014 at 8:17 AM I like what the soup did.. I, or you, can't sit here pumping our own poems.... Unless, you have multiple computers, with different IP, numbers, different from the one you log in from, also it goes based by your internet service. Then, the only way these peeps are allowed to forge views, is by using a library or other sources, in which provide different internet carriers. That's the only thing that makes sense. Lol.... Poet Destroyer A July 3, 2014 at 8:21 AM In other words I can spike up your views, but I can't spike to my own. Which is Xool... I never was the type, to go back and read my own crap. LOL:) You are too funny. Thanks for the Awesome reply...

Poet Destroyer A July 3, 2014 at 8:07 AM A click, click here and a click, click there, there --Here a click, there a click, everywhere a click, click.... lol..... I got you, and I got to say, ever since they changed the view station.... We have a few who, manage to pump up views with no comments. I don't understand how they manage this. I posted a poem a week ago or so... The guy, above me, had 200 views.... and I laughed, because ain't no way, you can post a new poem, and have that many views. I think this person post from a library or something Jslambert Mister Roboto July 3, 2014 at 10:39 AM yep yep, CheAtuhZ eat PetuHz. Sorta like snitches get stitches! BitcheZ!!!

Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2014 at 7:40 AM By the way, my friend. Thanks for your comment on The Hills poem I wrote. It actually WAS inspired by a wonderful painting I saw. Using paintings to inspire me is something I did several years ago when I created many etheree with my inspirations and published a little chapbook with the paintings illustrated along with my poems inside that book! I can't find where I saw the picture of the trees on a hill, but I found a picture that is similar to it if you wanna see: http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/17-Nov-2010/77745-Autumn-Wheat-Harvest-Rural-Country-Americana-Folk-Art-Landscape-Painting-72dpi.jpg

Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2014 at 7:37 AM hahaha, I heard of a girl who was actually doing this. In fact, there were a few of them. They would have TONS of views but hardly any COMMENTS. That is how you know when it's all a cheat!! This is a great farce about that stupid trick. They don't fool ME any. Comments means a lot more to me than number of views because those can't really be forged. Well, unless you happen to be the crazy guy here at Soup with a female persona. He uses it to post comments to himself. NO BULL. Jslambert Mister Roboto July 3, 2014 at 10:37 AM funny stuff SanAndreaS. I am a part time Tranny on weekends! btw. does anyone read these replies...(like the one I am currently typing?) My homepage doesn't have an option to reread these, SO I have to get lucky and see em'!~