For The Nonce

Dripples When many drops SPLASH in a puddle and mottles the reflection Mappelled When geolocation plots or PINGS you in the wrong direction Escophee My relaxing time from all the CLASH with a cup coffee Tallaffy The snorting GRUNT and the way you hold your mouth, trying not to laugh like chewing toffee Brotagony The feeling of the GULPING sound your friend makes realizing he called your new girl by your ex's name Cerebedlum Thinking of the hundred trillion synapses POPPING to make one sane what a flame! Crhyminally Insane The shocking degree of CLANKING puns and bad rhyming Fox pas Cleverly tracking paw prints of faux pas without WHINING Punundramatic Drum roll please PUN RUM PA PUN PUM! Puzzling irony of overreacting with dégout Probonomatopoeia KABOOM! Not all poets plagiarize for a good thinking few