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What do you want, what do you need?
  I've got it right here, just read.
   Need a house, your own home,
     just call me on the phone.
   Need appliances to add to it,
     let me know, I can accrue it.
   Need a dog, a friendly companion,
     I've a sweetheart for ransom.
   Need some clothes, a dress or suit,
     I've one of each so very cute.
   Need a car, some flashy statement?
     Trust me, this one will thrill your amazement.
   Need a friend, a spouse or just a lover?
     I have secrets you'll die to discover.
Here's my name and my number -
      Princess Caribou, your local blunder
@ 1-226-735-6841
    I-can- sel- nting


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Barden Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 7:52 PM
Congratulations on your win, DM - keep up the great work! :-)
Wigley Avatar
March 21, 2018 at 2:39 AM
Congrats, DM, well done. Regards, Viv
Pett Avatar
March 20, 2018 at 11:29 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win DM with your very creative poem. :))
Haight Avatar
March 20, 2018 at 11:07 AM
Very clever, DM! Congrats on your podium win! Sandra
Allison Avatar
March 20, 2018 at 10:30 AM
very amusing DM so lovely to see this on the winners list in a podium spot:-) hugs Jan xx
Gauthier Avatar
March 20, 2018 at 8:42 AM
Very witty closing. Delightful poem, DM. Congrats on your win.
Roper Avatar
March 20, 2018 at 12:16 AM
Congratulations on your win!!!!!! Love your creative write...
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