For All the Single People

Is it only me or does anyone else think its gross, to hear your date say, I haven't been with thirty people but close. When I asked you what your number is, I don't want to have the reaction, “holy, gee whiz.” When I said give me a ballpark, I didn't expect you to fill up Noah's ark. Hearing that put my stomach in a knot. Holding your hand makes me want to get a Penicillin shot. I can even deal with a number in the low teens, but I can't even see straight if it compares to Charlie Sheen's. I don't know, maybe I am old fashion, but I like to hear a women say, I like to hold off on the passion.