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Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Have a penchant for the old foot-in-mouth disease Been afflicted since us guys came down from the trees Never learned I guess It causes much stress Trying to make amends with words to appease

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Poet Tacito

Date: 4/19/2016 2:47:00 PM

(Applause) I feel this one. lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/19/2016 5:15:00 PM

LOL! So is there any help you can provide, like an instant trap shut-off devise to avoid impending danger?

Poet Tacito
Date: 4/19/2016 3:11:00 PM

I was. Now, I'm a coordinator. ;-) MUCH LOVE, JACK!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/19/2016 3:08:00 PM

Drake, my buddy, thanks for the applause! So you are a member of the club too... high fives!!!!! LOL

Tim Smith

Date: 4/19/2016 9:19:00 AM

It is a never ending battle...cuz we often act like cattle....graze and moo...from mouths we spew....no filters in the words we tattle

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/19/2016 10:35:00 AM

LOL Great return limerick as always, Mr. Tim!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 4/19/2016 9:02:00 AM

Oh I suffer from it too jack lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/19/2016 10:34:00 AM

Most do!!! Hugs, Jack xox

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/19/2016 7:35:00 AM

I am very familiar with this disease. That's why I always make sure my feet are well washed!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/19/2016 7:50:00 AM

Once said to a lady of large proportions as we both entered an elevator on the ground floor... she pushed 2! I blurted out... "2??? You could have walked!!!" Happily she calmly replied, "What! And burn a calorie!!!" Phew! Don't even have any scars!