Jeff Kyser Poet Limerick

Florida Man 10

Seems Florida men never learn
His getaway? A zero-turn
His Deere, not so fast
His lead didn’t last
Now grass is not his main concern

https://nypost.com/2022/07/11/florida-man-tries-to-escape-deputies-on-john-deere-lawnmower/

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Caren Krutsinger October 9, 2022 at 2:13 AM "his Deere not so fast" - being from a state where every tractor and mower is a Deer, this appealed to me totally!

Gershon Wolf October 8, 2022 at 8:50 PM Do you have any 'mo like this one? lol. Cute, gw

Bill Baker October 8, 2022 at 4:50 PM Great Limerick, Jeff. Made me smile again! Bill

L Milton Hankins October 8, 2022 at 8:34 AM (chuckling) Perfect limerick for this situation!

Becky Forbes October 8, 2022 at 6:58 AM Ha! Cute :-)