Flip the Switch

You say your feet hurt? So, how're your hands? --They're fine That's right... They're fine ~ Flip the switch You say work is demanding? So, how's the pay? --Pretty good That's right... Ppretty good ~ Flip the switch You say your kids don't call enough? Do they text every day? --Multiple times. How wonderful Multiple times a day... That's wonderful You're not disabled; you're healthy and able You've so much food, leftovers fill your table You've got adorable kids and a wonderful wife You've so much to be thankful for in life When to complain, you get the itch ~ Flip the switch