Flatulence

Movie theater crowded. 
                                                   Abdomen bubbles,
                                               a scent delivers troubles,
                                      the scent strikes with brass knuckles
                                           the man who dealt it chuckles.
                               People pinch their noses and squints their eyes.
                            the man who dealt it continued to eat his cheese fries,
                         someone yells, were in the move theater cant you realize!









By: Elliott Bowe
POOPING & FARTS contest
Sponsor:Destroyer ~ Poet

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Justcallme Britt

Date: 6/1/2012 6:57:00 PM

LMAO!!!! This is funny yet so COOL!! Keep it up Elliott <3

Joann Grisetti

Date: 5/18/2012 12:06:00 PM

This contest is bringing out the 'worst' in allof us. Old farts are called that fpor a reason.

Harry Horsman

Date: 5/18/2012 7:58:00 AM

this is so subtle Elliot, love the title also, brilliant poem. harry

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 5/17/2012 8:31:00 AM

I know my comment was here because I checked it! geez! what is wrong with this system? anyway, it's a funny poem - and SO very realistic! she'll love it :)

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 5/17/2012 12:21:00 AM

LOL...could it be? Are you one of those guys who says "pull my finger"? This is a good one for the contest! Blessings, Rhonda

Tim B

Date: 5/16/2012 9:26:00 PM

Gave me a good laugh, and it was well crafted to create that sense of ghastly suspense as one wonders, was that me, or can I blame the cheese fries guy :) Best of luck in P.D.'s contest