Five Fun Footles

Blind date
Dork mate

She grand
He bland

Parked car
They spar

Tried kiss
Near miss

Romance
No chance

Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Funny Footles" Contest (7 June 2015)

Tied for First Place Win
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 3/20/2017 4:03:00 PM
Great stuff! A worthy winner and brought a smile to my face!
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Date: 6/12/2015 1:12:00 AM
I can almost hear the slap. Great footle, Robert. Well done. Regards, Viv
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Date: 6/11/2015 11:23:00 PM
great final one no chance for romance!! Congrats on the win!
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Date: 6/11/2015 4:13:00 PM
tired denied, nicely done footles!
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Date: 6/11/2015 3:01:00 PM
Fabulous fun footles Robert:-) :-) Congratulations :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/11/2015 2:54:00 PM
Robert :) Congratulations on your FIVE FABULOUS FUNNY FOOTLES. hugs **SKAT**
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Date: 6/8/2015 8:15:00 AM
it's laugh time again, bob.. i just love the way you go looney and witty whatever the topic may be... greeat job.. huggs
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Date: 6/7/2015 8:38:00 PM
Bob, these are fantastic! Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim
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Date: 6/7/2015 8:13:00 PM
G'day Robert... these footles tell a lot in so few words. Oh well, better luck for them next time - good luck - Lindsay
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Date: 6/7/2015 2:58:00 PM
lol...nice one Bob
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 6/7/2015 6:50:00 PM
Thanks, Tim - Footles are kinda fun to write. Have a grand week ahead and many thx, as always, for your kind comments - bob h
Date: 6/7/2015 2:25:00 PM
- Good & Fun :) - Luck in contest, dear Bob -- Hope your weekend has been relaxed and lovely :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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