Five Fun Footles

Blind date
Dork mate

She grand
He bland

Parked car
They spar

Tried kiss
Near miss

Romance
No chance

Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Funny Footles" Contest (7 June 2015)

Tied for First Place Win
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Michaels Avatar
March 20, 2017 at 4:03 PM
Great stuff! A worthy winner and brought a smile to my face!
Wigley Avatar
June 12, 2015 at 1:12 AM
I can almost hear the slap. Great footle, Robert. Well done. Regards, Viv
Dietrich Avatar
June 11, 2015 at 11:23 PM
great final one no chance for romance!! Congrats on the win!
Nance Avatar
June 11, 2015 at 4:13 PM
tired denied, nicely done footles!
Allison Avatar
June 11, 2015 at 3:01 PM
Fabulous fun footles Robert:-) :-) Congratulations :-) hugs Jan xx
A  Avatar
June 11, 2015 at 2:54 PM
Robert :) Congratulations on your FIVE FABULOUS FUNNY FOOTLES. hugs **SKAT**
Onclaud Avatar
June 8, 2015 at 8:15 AM
it's laugh time again, bob.. i just love the way you go looney and witty whatever the topic may be... greeat job.. huggs
Merryman Avatar
June 7, 2015 at 8:38 PM
Bob, these are fantastic! Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim
Laurie Avatar
June 7, 2015 at 8:13 PM
G'day Robert... these footles tell a lot in so few words. Oh well, better luck for them next time - good luck - Lindsay
Smith Avatar
June 7, 2015 at 2:58 PM
lol...nice one Bob
Hinshaw Avatar
June 7, 2015 at 6:50 PM
Thanks, Tim - Footles are kinda fun to write. Have a grand week ahead and many thx, as always, for your kind comments - bob h
Andresen Avatar
June 7, 2015 at 2:25 PM
- Good & Fun :) - Luck in contest, dear Bob -- Hope your weekend has been relaxed and lovely :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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