Five Fabulous Fun Footles

Hot chick,
How slick

Short skirt,
Must flirt

Firm bum,
Oh yum

A bulge,
Oh fudge!

Shemale,
Wrong trail!

10/25/2016

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/5/2016 10:12:00 AM
Footles so fine upon the winners’ list are awesome, creative and unique..Congratulations on your placement..Sara
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Date: 10/30/2016 5:11:00 PM
Congrats to you, MArk!
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/31/2016 5:19:00 AM
Thank you Andrea - appreciate you reading my poetry. Mark
Date: 10/30/2016 1:42:00 PM
- Congrats on your great second place in the contest, Mark - A fun one :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/31/2016 5:18:00 AM
Thank you Anne-Lise Appreciate the reading. Mark
Date: 10/30/2016 1:32:00 PM
Great fun footle Mark this made me LOL:-) I would have given a top spot but bulge and fudge don't have exact rhyme:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/31/2016 5:17:00 AM
Thank you Jan - LOL - oh fudge! I do appreciate the placement though, I will work on my rhyming Special day for you, Mark
Date: 10/27/2016 8:28:00 PM
haha, I bet Jan loves this one, Mark. there are lots of great footles going on around here.
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/28/2016 12:20:00 AM
Thank you for reading - I hope Jan enjoys - well i enjoyed writing it, and couldn't stop laughing because its a true story in fact, my brother was admiring what he thought was a lady and when I pointed out the almost obvious he was so embarrassed, this was a few years ago. I suppose you had to be there to get the funny side of the story. All the best, Mark
Date: 10/25/2016 7:54:00 AM
Hahaha. This cracked me up :) Good luck.
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/25/2016 11:37:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed - thanks for reading. Mark
Date: 10/25/2016 2:42:00 AM
Hi Mark, You penned some funny footles! I wish you luck in the "Five Fabulous Fun Footles " contest: -) Alexis
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Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Date: 10/25/2016 11:35:00 PM
Thank you Alexis - And thanks for the support, much appreciated. Mark
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