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Five Fabulous Fun Footles

Hot chick,
How slick

Short skirt,
Must flirt

Firm bum,
Oh yum

A bulge,
Oh fudge!

Shemale,
Wrong trail!

10/25/2016

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Sara Kendrick

November 5, 2016 at 10:12 AM

Footles so fine upon the winners’ list are awesome, creative and unique..Congratulations on your placement..Sara

Andrea Dietrich

October 30, 2016 at 5:11 PM

Congrats to you, MArk!

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

October 31, 2016 at 5:19 AM

Thank you Andrea - appreciate you reading my poetry. Mark

Anne-Lise Andresen

October 30, 2016 at 1:42 PM

- Congrats on your great second place in the contest, Mark - A fun one :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

October 31, 2016 at 5:18 AM

Thank you Anne-Lise Appreciate the reading. Mark

Jan Allison

October 30, 2016 at 1:32 PM

Great fun footle Mark this made me LOL:-) I would have given a top spot but bulge and fudge don't have exact rhyme:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

October 31, 2016 at 5:17 AM

Thank you Jan - LOL - oh fudge! I do appreciate the placement though, I will work on my rhyming Special day for you, Mark

Andrea Dietrich

October 27, 2016 at 8:28 PM

haha, I bet Jan loves this one, Mark. there are lots of great footles going on around here.

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

October 28, 2016 at 12:20 AM

Thank you for reading - I hope Jan enjoys - well i enjoyed writing it, and couldn't stop laughing because its a true story in fact, my brother was admiring what he thought was a lady and when I pointed out the almost obvious he was so embarrassed, this was a few years ago. I suppose you had to be there to get the funny side of the story. All the best, Mark