Fitted Sheet is a Bully

What is it about fitted sheets They don’t seem to stay fitting Is it the dryer overly drying When I pull the corners go flying It looks great for about a day Till I get in bed and it’s a waste Fighting the sheet for my fate Hugging my feet and gripping face How to fold them I’ll never know Saw it once on a YouTube video Before I can learn I’d have to grow Patience to even want it to fold So fitted sheet just do you I do not pretend to have a clue As to how to force you in place I’ll buy new sheets throw you away