Finger Stomping

Down the road at 45 per hour
to the recycle center.
Just minding my own business.
When here comes a car
across the line in that 55 zone
STRAIGHT AT ME !!!!!!
Some idiot thumb stomping a cell phone!
Oh, don’t get me wrong.
I’m amazed at the prowess
of some of these hi tech gurus.
It’s like their finger has gone to Harvard.
Or maybe it’s a computer fed
bionic extension of the mind.
Or better yet
it has a mind of its own.
Maybe it’s a transmorphagration 
of a mini me finger
that is the driving force
for that idiot doing the finger stomping.
Maybe the finger is the real him.  
Well, he wont be doing that for a while.
When we both had spun out
and come to a grinding halt
in the same ditch bank.
I got out of my car 
amidst all his cussing
and adjusted his attitude and 
changed his cussing to caterwauling.
He made a sad mistake
by poking that marvel in my face
and saying just enough impolite things
that I grabbed that finger and bent it back double
fully expecting it to poof and fizzle 
a little drizzle of smoke
like it shorted or something.
It just snapped.
It didn’t even crackle and pop.
It just snapped.  
And that was the end of that.

© Jul 2011 Charles Henderson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
July 25, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Natalie's "Talkin' Tech" contest Charles. Love, Carol
Guzzi Avatar
July 24, 2011 at 8:23 PM
Yup some folks DO hate a pointer! Hope you don't get sued!!! Congrad's Light & Love
Sweetheart Avatar
July 24, 2011 at 8:19 PM
Congrats Charles on your fantastic win with this dynamic delight of poetry ..luv that title ..finger stomping..it seems that way all the time..keys so small..need long fingernails..haha.. enjoy luv..
Mehta Avatar
July 24, 2011 at 5:46 PM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of natalie,Charles
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
July 24, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Charles-Congrats. on your win in my contest :) I thought this was very funny!
Brown Avatar
July 12, 2011 at 11:18 AM
I enjoyed reading the words that flowed from your pen onto the paper from which you posted your excellent poetry today Charles. Thank you for sharing. Love, Carol
Culverhouse Avatar
July 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM
His brain was in that thing....did you kill him? hehe
Ivy D Avatar
July 11, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Nice smiles' Sandy
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