Feeding the Strawberries

Charlie and Arthur Johnson are not milking cows no more,
they’re running beef and sheep along with free-range chooks galore.
Their hobby now is ‘trotters’ (most were those you wouldn’t back)
They built a set of stables plus a full size-trotting track.

Their farm was on the edge of town, within walking distance.
Opportunity was always there to give everyone the chance,
to bring their own equipment; whatever that may be,
to cart the muck away for their flowers or a ‘veggie’.

Mostly I walk everywhere, for I’ve never owned a car,
so when I go to get manure I take my old wheelbarra’.
Some days I’d gather twenty loads; stacked high and I did find,
the odour that’s attached to me I didn’t really mind.

One morning with a steaming load I wheeled along the way,
Mickey Vickers pulled me up (he was four years old I’d say)   
Screwing up his little nose at the stench now wheeling past,
he smiled ‘hello’ before across the load his eyes were cast.

“What’s that in ‘yer’ ‘barra’ mister that makes that awful stink?”
“Why Mickey its horse ‘poo’ and straw”. This made Mickey think.
“What are you doing with it?” He continued questionin’.
“I put them on my strawberries” - Mickey gaped and dropped his chin.

“You put that on your strawberries!” Little Mickey’s eyebrows lifted.
With concern he frowned his face; his eyes they quickly shifted,
and called his Mother at the door who walked over from the house … 
“He puts that on his strawberries - I’m glad you put cream on ours!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 7/1/2018 2:03:00 PM
hahaha. GOOD ONE!!!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2018 11:32:00 PM
Hello Andrea … thanks for reading and putting up a comment. Kids can be so innocent - Lindsay
Date: 6/28/2018 9:24:00 PM
Funny as can be! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/29/2018 11:02:00 PM
Thank you once again Rico. I hope I haven't put you off eating strawberries - Lindsay
Date: 6/27/2018 6:41:00 PM
Lindsay, I always enjoy your humour - keep crankin' 'em out! Glad you took a likin' to some of my recent concoctions. Good on you, old friend - Bob H
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/29/2018 11:00:00 PM
G'day Bob … thanks again for dropping in. I'm pleased that you catch onto my silly sense of humour - Lindsay
Date: 6/27/2018 3:02:00 AM
I had a real giggle Lindsay, its years since I've heard a similar punchline - i think it was rhubarb and we have custard on ours:-) thanks for the early morning chuckle:-) hugs jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/29/2018 10:57:00 PM
G'day Jan … it's great the way kids interpret in an innocent way. I guess there's a few variations for different places. Thanks Jan, I'm pleased you got a bit of a kick out of it - Lindsay
Date: 6/24/2018 10:03:00 PM
Very cute! Delightful!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/26/2018 8:23:00 PM
G'day Joe … thanks for reading and leaving a comment. Kids always seem to see things delightfully different - thankyou - Lindsay
Date: 6/24/2018 9:49:00 PM
Kids say the cutest things. I have to remember to write things down. I loved your story Lindsay. I haven't been around much. I have been healing from a knee replacement. Great to read your words again! : )
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 6/26/2018 8:27:00 PM
Hello Connie … thanks for reading and commenting. Kids can certainly catch you out with their innocent brand of humour - Lindsay. PS: I trust your knee is coming around. I dare say a replacement would take a long time to heal, so all the best Connie.
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