Father's Logical Thinking

I tried to tell me young bloke about the job behind a ‘barrer’,
and I’ll admit it’s hard to keep him on the straight and ‘narrer’.
It’s not that I have the coppers bashing down our flamin’ door,
but he always takes the long road; charging like a raging boar.

I’ve sat him down explaining why his foot keeps getting shot.
So how do you tell a teenage boy that the fire is flamin’ hot;
he has to touch the hot plate and then squeal about the scar,
but recently a battle loomed embracing our one family car.

He has earned his learners permit and therefore he’d defined,
that he had the right to use our car, and I said I don’t mind,
but first we’ll make a little deal; you get your grades out of a rut,
and do more Bible study, and for God’s sake get your hair cut!

I’ve got to give it to the lad; he stuck his head down in the books.
He’s marveled with his Bible study - but sadly with his looks
he refused to get his hair cut, and so I said there you are,
a deal’s a deal and you reneged so you don’t get the car. 

He looked at me and shook his head, then mentioned that with hair,
after reading through his Bible with the people mentioned there,
like Jesus, Samson, Moses, Noah. Each let their hair grow long,
and for a moment then he had me. I thought I might be wrong.

But I had one more trump to play when he thought he’d had a win,
and it will only take one second to wipe away his haughty grin …
I said, “Son you’re right their hair was long, and it’s obvious it meant
because they refused to get it cut - they walked everywhere they went”.
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Lawless Avatar
November 24, 2019 at 7:48 AM
A friend once asked me if I was going to say something to my son about his hair. I told him that I could say nothing....that he had seen the pictures.....nuf said
Laurie Avatar
December 2, 2019 at 10:05 PM
Oh yes John ... the sixties/seventies have many tales to tell on us now about appearance. Thank you John for putting on a comment - Lindsay
Messina Avatar
November 21, 2019 at 6:48 AM
Believe it or not, I once had an afro (lol) but then again, believe it or not, I was once young (lol) Great write Lindsay.. Have a nice day my friend. Charlie
Laurie Avatar
November 24, 2019 at 12:18 AM
Hello Charles … I too had long flowing locks when I was a teenager and I thought it was great. I look back at times now and wonder how did I ever put with it - thanks for commenting Charles - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
November 14, 2019 at 3:08 PM
Way to stay a step ahead of the young 'uns, Lindsay. We old-timers can be pretty sharp when the occasion calls for it! This was great! So witty; so clever! Smiles, Gershon
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:57 PM
Hello Gershon … I guess the father was trying to impress his son by telling him in his way who is still the boss - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
November 10, 2019 at 7:38 PM
haha. GREAT ending AGAIN, LIndsay. Loved this tall tale of yours.
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:55 PM
Hello Andrea … thanks once again Andrea. Pleased you liked this piece of humour - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
November 10, 2019 at 1:29 PM
LOL - a fatherly message, but I'm sure you gave in after a while??!! We have to make them aware that life is about giving and taking! Well penned my friend. Hugs, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:53 PM
Hello Jennifer … thank you Jennifer. I guess there is a moral on giving and taking here. Don't give in and take what you can get - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
November 8, 2019 at 5:03 PM
Well done, again! Fabulous job of recording reality! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:51 PM
G'day Rico … the generation gap provides interesting duels don't you think - catch you Rico - Lindsay
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November 8, 2019 at 12:03 PM
What an ending, Lindsay! I trust the boy got the message. l always enjoy your fascinating writes, my friend. Bob H
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:49 PM
G'day Bob … I guess there will always be a gap between fathers and sons with both living in different eras - thanks Bob - Lindsay
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November 7, 2019 at 9:37 PM
lol... too funny. I enjoyed the story from beginning to end. I hope he got the car, I know I would have folded. I am such a marshmallow. Ann
Laurie Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 4:47 PM
Hello Ann … it appears the battle lines are drawn in a situation like this when horns are locked. I'll leave the result to your imagination Ann - Lindsay
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