Fast Food Fight
NEWS FLASH!
Earlier today, the DAIRY QUEEN reported that Ronald MCDONALD shot BURGER KING,
with POPEYE'S gun, over some CHICK-"FIL-A." Ronald's alibi fell like DOMINOS, after
the cops heard WENDY'S eye witness account of what happened. His PAPA JOHN
had a nervous breakdown, so he grabbed his PIZZA HUT and went off into the
woods. The funeral and reception will be held at two different CHURCH'S, where
they will ring the TACO BELL in honor of his memory.
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