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Fashion Statements

We wash our hands twenty times a day Singing Happy Birthday twice, all the way Scrub down our whole home Don gloves when we roam Hoard TP in all colors except gray... But now that's passe, it's masks we must wear Some are elegant, though what do we care Our fam'ly looks cool At work and at school My wife even gets wolf whistles and stares

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2021 7:18:00 PM

Hello Gershon … good to read your light hearted limerick while all around us the gloom continues. The masks are back here today after one case detected - thanks Gershon - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 2/2/2021 9:08:00 AM

what a fun poem , we have got to find laughter in lockdown GW:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/2/2021 3:34:00 PM

I think you've got the words for a new acronym: LIL, Laughter in Lockdown! :) gw

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/2/2021 5:33:00 AM

They had better start distributing an effective vaccine soon. I am sick of living this way.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2021 9:09:00 AM

I hope the vaccine can cope with the way the virus is mutating... only time will tell:-( hugs Jan xx we are now covid free, lets hope other places can eradicate the virus but of course we are only a tiny nation compared to the rest of the world:-( hugs Jan xx

Rama Balasubramanian

Date: 2/2/2021 3:52:00 AM

Had a good laugh, you have pointed out covid situation in all houses correctly. Second part about mask correct,last line superb.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/2/2021 4:38:00 PM

I should have written two more lines. Then you could have flattered me even more. Please know: Flattery will get you everywhere with me. lol. Thank you, Rama, and Happy Days, Gershon

Juliet Ligon

Date: 2/1/2021 8:06:00 PM

I love the part about hoarding toilet paper in all colors except gray. It gave me a little chuckle. This whole Covid-19 thing is so strange.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/2/2021 4:33:00 PM

I probably should have written 'Every color except brown,' -- but that's just too disgusting, even for me! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/1/2021 7:20:00 PM

“Wolf whistles” a pun on your name right? A fun read.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/2/2021 4:32:00 PM

Yup. Very punny. Thanks, C.K!