Fall Family Feast Footles

An oddly-shaped Thanksgiving bird: quirky turkey What we call Grandma's mashed potatoes: dreamy creamy How she adds volume to the main side dish: fluffing stuffing What I always do first: eat Gram's sweet yams Grandpa always slices the Thanksgiving turkey: Harvest carvist Dad always brings a former Monkee's recipe: Davey's gravies Aunt Natasha brings her vegan side dish: Tash's squashes ...as does cousin Reginald: Reggie's veggies health-conscious Uncle Theodore is happy: Ted eats red beets Cousin Jeannie brings her specialty: teen Jean's green beans rustic Vern brings gourds from his farm: bumpkin's pumpkins Great Aunt Esther sings an ode to the delicious greens: salad ballad we all love her aesthetically arranged grains: wild rice styled nice Brother Andrew provides chocolates for dessert: Andy's candies Mom is always the last to finish eating: savors flavors What I have after eating too much: gummi tummy Written 20 November 2022