Fake

Honey let's go for a walk by the lake
Cheating on me was your final mistake
She pleaded and begged
Put a rope on her leg
Wouldn't go under I knew she was fake

humorlimerick

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Darren White

February 13, 2017 at 2:19 PM

Strange how men can get so intrigued by .... this ;)

Tim Smith

February 13, 2017 at 2:21 PM

Lol

Lim'Rik Flats

October 6, 2016 at 8:10 PM

I'm told some say that hope floats//Easy with that pair of boats//Like tough alligator//Grab hold the inflator//Tow round the old castle moat!

Tim Smith

October 6, 2016 at 8:12 PM

Lol...a sight for sore eyes.

Poet Destroyer A

October 3, 2016 at 2:17 PM

Lol... I knew you were evil... why are you trying to drown the unsinkable? Anyways, good one Tim... next time deflate....Linda

Tim Smith

October 3, 2016 at 3:29 PM

Thanks Linda....hope your advice wont be needee

Demetrios Trifiatis

October 3, 2016 at 10:34 AM

Haha! You are too good so no lady would do something like that to you! Hilarious dear, Tim!

Tim Smith

October 3, 2016 at 3:28 PM

Thank you my friend

Daniel Turner

October 2, 2016 at 10:06 PM

I'm not much on fake anything, especially tatas. Just really never understood the attraction. Funny limerick, I probably would have stuck a pin in them, like popping a balloon.

Tim Smith

October 3, 2016 at 3:27 PM

Im right with you.

Arthur Vaso

October 2, 2016 at 4:48 PM

LOL great!!!! :)

Tim Smith

October 3, 2016 at 3:26 PM

Thanks Arthur

John Lawless

October 2, 2016 at 2:44 PM

OK, Tim, you are hereby ordered to serve a four poem suspension for deflation.....Hell the Pats are getting their asses kicked by the Bills....go figure.....

Tim Smith

October 2, 2016 at 2:57 PM

lol...You get Brady back next week.

Jan Allison

October 2, 2016 at 2:16 PM

ha ha ha fabulous humour Tim and the pic with that inflatable football is perfect to go with the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx7

Tim Smith

October 3, 2016 at 3:26 PM

I meant I really don't care...sorry missed that important word

Tim Smith

October 2, 2016 at 2:20 PM

Thanks Jan...I really care for the "fake" type of person

Eileen Manassian

October 2, 2016 at 1:51 PM

Hee Hee...good one, Tim. Some people like fake...go figure! ;)

Tim Smith

October 2, 2016 at 2:09 PM

I don't get why. I like woman how they are naturally.

Darlene De Beaulieu

October 2, 2016 at 1:37 PM

I enjoyed reading your poem Fake.I don't know if you made this poem up, or if this really happened to you. I enjoyed your poem.How do I write a List poem?

Darlene De Beaulieu

October 2, 2016 at 9:10 PM

Thank you Tim I have the idea now how to write my poem later on.I'll do two poems before I do the list poem Thanks again for your help.I appreciate it.

Tim Smith

October 2, 2016 at 1:47 PM

Thanks it is fiction. There is a forms section on the top. You can learn there.