Fairy Farts

this company is heading straight to the top with our new improved line of fairy farts soon our catch phrase will be all over the place a slight touch of magic in a jar first and foremost a disclaimer though in the making of farts not one fairy was harmed we house and feed, take care of their every need so there's no need for alarm once we discovered how the toots could be used down here on fairy farm we've had all our men chase after them capturing bottom barks into a jar then by hand we transfer them from pint up to gallon size to be used all the way from laundry detergent to a line of makeup that's soft on the eyes we even have samples of candles bath and body works just bought the whole lot plus it runs machines cheaper than gasoline so far the highest bid is from Exon we're also in talks of a contract with a highly secretive govern(mental) agency who wants all the gas with no questions asked but on that we'll have to wait and see in the mean time our workers continue to bottle it up all the fairy farts from all the fairy butts it's a job that flatuates deep to the heart but with this job what's not to love as you watch the fairies flutter to and fro hearing the cute little toots wherever they go who would have guessed who could have known how much a business like this would grow