F, 20-Ish, Gsoh, Wltm

I'm going to have to lie. Can't admit I'm desperate I'll say I have an "open mind" I hope this photo makes them think I'm under twenty five Can't tell about the happy pills I'll state "contagious smile" Or should I be honest? "Party girl who likes to drink until she swims in vomit Seeks like-minded, big ol' man Lazy, low attention span, facial spots, some teeth missing undeniable penchant for whistling Must be fun, must be flirty, must be black belt in karate" No. "Voluptuous blonde, gold digger, white trash loves nothing more than smoking hash looking for a loving man who disregards my hoarse moustache" Bwaahhh This is hopeless, this is lame Cant compete in this dating game No-one will ever want me When all I can offer is honesty.... "Are you looking for a fun loving, beautiful intelligent female who's wild in bed? Well, good luck!!"