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Eyelash Soup

Eyelash soup Get it while you can It tickles all the way down It makes you want to move and shout When you eat two bowls You get a wild urge to clean Everything you have never cleaned before You will move your oven out Because that is what eyelash soup does for you Hello, sir, how many bowls do you want? Get it while it’s hot It is not every day we make it Difficult to get eyelashes you know Eyelash soup Get it while you can For your mother and your wife? What about you, sir? What about a bowl for you? Okay, sir, but let me tell you, It puts a zing in your step that was never there before. Six bowls? Sure! To go or will you be dining in?

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Date: 4/22/2019 3:28:00 PM
I'll have to go clean now...
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/23/2019 4:35:00 AM
yes, you truly will, but not my house. I hate all cleaning. If you come here, we will be silly and laugh, but no cleaning. It is my biggest rule.
Date: 4/22/2019 12:51:00 PM
Caren I search your poems for what I immediately sense will make me LOL - eyelash soup - great imagery! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/23/2019 4:35:00 AM
Thank you Jennifer. You might like "Lickety Split" my all time favorite poem.
Date: 4/22/2019 12:29:00 PM
Caren, can't say when I've laughed harder lately... I'll take 12 bowls to go, one for each of the members of my family. Just make sure they're kosher, ok? LOL. A barrel of monkeys and a FAVe. ~ gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/23/2019 4:37:00 AM
Kosher? Sure! Of course! We just had Passover, I will be very careful you get the kosher batch in honor of that!

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