Roy Pett Poet Limerick

Exploding Ring

Today I went to see our doctor
he's a quack, possibly an actor
he thought it was quite fun
examining my bum,
exploding nuclear reactor

He called for the community nurse
she said an exploding bums a curse,
doctor covered in it
was unable to sit
something he certainly didn't rehearse.

putrid smell was overpowering 
my nostrils were beginning to sting,
doctor shouts gas mask on
all his senses had gone
all because my big exploding ring.

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Dean Wood May 23, 2017 at 5:58 PM Happy to meet you Roy. This is funny! I'm not sure I dare ask for the back story. Regards, Dean Roy Pett May 24, 2017 at 4:24 AM Pleased to meet you Dean, thank you very much for your very kind comment, so pleased you were amused makes my day if I know that I have made someone smile, your right not to ask as it is not pleasant, thanks again, Roy. :))

Daniel Turner May 10, 2017 at 8:40 AM Now that would be embarrassing to me:) Very funny, Roy. Roy Pett May 10, 2017 at 10:16 AM Thank you very much Daniel, I am so pleased to see you back again, hope you are alright, Roy.

Darren White May 10, 2017 at 4:16 AM I do hope it stayed within the doctor's office.... Hahaha, this was so funny Roy :D Roy Pett May 10, 2017 at 10:13 AM Thank you very much Darren, so pleased this gave you laugh, I really appreciate your support, :))

Heidi Sands May 9, 2017 at 4:38 PM Too funny LOL :) Roy Pett May 9, 2017 at 4:42 PM Thank you so much for your very kind comment Heidi, so pleased you found this funny. :))

Jan Allison May 9, 2017 at 4:04 PM Hilari'arse roy:-) hugs Jan xx Roy Pett May 9, 2017 at 4:22 PM Thanks Jan, your comment is funnier than the Limerick, Thanks again, Roy. :))