Exploding Ring
Today I went to see our doctor
he's a quack, possibly an actor
he thought it was quite fun
examining my bum,
exploding nuclear reactor
He called for the community nurse
she said an exploding bums a curse,
doctor covered in it
was unable to sit
something he certainly didn't rehearse.
putrid smell was overpowering
my nostrils were beginning to sting,
doctor shouts gas mask on
all his senses had gone
all because my big exploding ring.
Copyright © Roy Pett | Year Posted 2017
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