Expeeding the Skimlet

I sometimes have trouble expressing myself My words at times are misleading Like when I wanted to relate to my grandson The car that passed us was speeding These are the words that actually came out “That car is EXPEEDING THE SKIMLIT”! He looked at me strangely and rolled his eyes And said “My grandpa's a dimwit”! My sister is afflicted with a similar disease Passing some orange groves one day Told us the row of rundown shacks Is where “The MIGRAINE WORKERS stay”! Another winner from my dear lovable sister The doc said there's a chance that maybe Because her daughter was having such difficulty “They might have to SEDUCE THE BABY”! One more of these gems then I really must go I was trying to describe this little tike “Look over there,” I told my dear wifey-poo “At that KID ON A RED-HAIRED BIKE”! © Jack Ellison 2015
(A re-broadcast)
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Breidenthal Avatar
June 24, 2015 at 6:07 PM
Awww, this one's real funny. It happens to the best of us I think! Enjoyed this gem! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
June 24, 2015 at 8:49 PM
"Expeeding the skimlet" I actually did say this once!!! LOL Glad it gave you a tickle, dear Laura! Love and huggsies, Jack xxx
Wigley Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 12:19 AM
Brilliant, fellow sufferer. Some of my attempts at expressing myself are totally prosthetic. Great write, Jack. Regards, Viv
Ellison Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 8:32 PM
YOU TOO!!! So I'm not alone? YEEHAW!!! LOL
Eastman Avatar
June 17, 2015 at 3:35 PM
You go Jack! Your way of talking is more fun!
Ellison Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 8:31 PM
My language comes very natural to me! My family calls it "Jackanese" LOL Hugs, Jack xxx
Konos Avatar
June 17, 2015 at 7:43 AM
Do you have a single brother? And yes NOW I'm thinking about getting a divert!
Ellison Avatar
June 17, 2015 at 7:56 AM
LOL... I don't got NO brothers!!! I have (had) 7 older sisters though! Only one left! You sound in a happy upbeat mood today... keep it going dear Judy! Loving hugs, Jack xxx
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