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How can a Superhero
Fight against crime and sin
When daily there are fewer
Phone boxes to change in.
The crims would all laugh
At the luducrous sight
Of him in a lounge suit
Arriving for the fight.

Clark Kent has gone missing
From the Smallville scene
It’s almost as if he’d really
Never ever been
Nobody seemed to realise 
He chose the same time to go
As Superman his Internationally 
Known and famous Alter Ego.

Just when he was really needed
Superman has finally gone
Packed up all his kit
And quickly moved on.
He’s out there beyond the stars
In interstellar space 
Trying to find himself
A more suitable planetary base.

The transformation to Super Hero
Had taken an infinitesimal time
But had been necessary 
In his fight against crime.
It had had to be done quickly
And quietly and on his own,
But you didn’t need a little kiosk
To use a Mobile phone.

He watched in disbelief as 
They spread inexorably on
Until the ubiquitous call box
Had almost finally gone.
Buildings once had lobbies
But not anymore 
You needed a passcode of ID
To get through an electronic door.

And then all of a sudden
Things had got incredibly bad
Putin, Trump and Johnson as
Half the planet went mad.
When he decided to leave 
He’d thought he might cry
But he departed with just
A slightly moist eye.

Just when he was needed
Superman was gone,
Packed all his bags
And quickly moved on.
He’s gone beyond the stars
To go and try his luck.
As for the Human Race,
He just couldn’t give a damn.

Except for the odd little thought
Of Earth and its simpler ways
Before the advent of theTwenty 
Four Hour connected days
When when he was needed he
Could jump into any phone kiosk
And he could change very rapidly 
Rght up from his undies and socks.

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Date: 12/3/2022 7:46:00 AM
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.....and now poor Soupy, not a single telephone box to be found! I always wondered about speeding bullets, are there bullets that don't speed? Slow motion bullets maybe ? And that Louise Lane ! She didn't recognize him cause he put glasses on? A fine poem Terry. No one tells a rhyming story with such talent and wit except you and Banjo Patterson.
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Terry Ireland
Date: 12/3/2022 8:22:00 AM
Ah Wen, thanks - such happy memories of Banjo as a just teen - loved his poem That VC. As for the speeding bullet , a .38 revolver with a light load, and you can see the sun reflect off the warhead if the light is right. I first saw it in Germany on the outdoor Pistol range- I swear it. And, thanks, but you arte too kind xx

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