Excuses for Particular Uses

Pardon me, is that your toe I just had nowhere else to go Excuse me, ma’am, I lost my footing That’s why your dress is full of pudding Oh, so sorry, you must be furious I only touched you ‘cos I’m curious Sir, I really forgot how tomatoes squirt ‘Til I saw the mess on your shirt And please forgive me 1,000 times over I thought you’d love my pit bull, Rover